Hi loser, I’m going to give you some amazing masturbation instructions today. You are in for a real treat. I am going to make that pathetic little cock feel so good. It’s your little jerk off instruction dream.

First I want you spit on your little dick, lube it up. Now I want you to follow my instructions exactly. I’ve got some wonderful techniques, guaranteed to send shudders of ecstasy through the shaft and head of your penis. We’ll play with your balls, gentle stroking, little slaps. I’m even going to make you start and stop a few times, just to build you to a tremendous orgasm. Isn’t it nice of me to tease and torture you?

I know you’re throbbing by now. Don’t cum too quick or you won’t get to experience all of my unique techniques. I’m going to give a little cum countdown when it’s time.

Bring yourself to the edge…and just as you start to cum I want you to take your thumb and press it into the head of your cock. Press the head down into the shaft. Make sure you block the hole. Hahaha, I’m going to ruin your stupid orgasm! That’s all you deserve loser. Did you think I was going to let you enjoy it? Now lick up that cum loser boy.