Thank you for coming to my office. Not only am I disappointed with your performance but I also know what you’ve been doing at the office. Are you stupid? Don’t you know that the office computers are monitored? I know what websites you’ve been visiting. And you are a pervert. Did you think you would get away with looking at pornography at work?

I am disgusted and I brought you here today to fire you. However, after reviewing the websites you’ve been looking at, I think I have a better idea. I think that I can use you to my advantage. I could use a little bitch like you to do my errands. Does that excite you? Apparently it does.

And if you don’t do everything I say, without question, I am not only going to fire you, but I am going to tell everyone what you’ve been up to, including your wife. I will destroy your life. You see, I own you now, completely. I am going to exploit you. I run your life. I will micromanage your stupid little ass.

If you want to keep getting your paycheck, you will do everything I say, or I will expose you for the loser that you are. You just messed with the wrong woman. You are my bitch from now on. You will come see me every morning for my list of errands or I will crush you. You disgust me.