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We can sit here together and you can at least feel like you&#8217;re not alone.<br \/>\n<P>But since you can&#8217;t take me out to dinner, or buy me flowers, since I&#8217;d never be seen in public with you, I think you should send me the money you would have spent on me, so it can feel more like a real date. I mean you can&#8217;t go out with me and not spend any money.<br \/>\n<P>This is the closest thing you&#8217;re going to have to being on an actual date. So you better take advantage of our time and impress me. And since we can&#8217;t do normal things people do on dates because you&#8217;re a worthless jerkoff loser, I want you to tribute me right now, for even talking to you. (I&#8217;ll give you my actual email and paypal in this clip.)<br \/>\n<P>Ew what are you doing? Are you seriously jerking your little cock off right now? We&#8217;re on a fucking date! That&#8217;s disgusting, would you do that on a real date? NO, so put that thing away, gross. 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