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You have fucking nothing better to do, do you loser?<br \/>\n<P>I wanna see you cum while I laugh at your sorry ass.  I wanna see you cum down your knees, all alone, in your closet.  Think about me and think about your loser life.  All you&#8217;re ever gonna be is a sad lonely jerk off loser. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey lonely losers, I&#8217;ve got a masturbation instruction\/humiliate the fuck out of you cause you&#8217;re a loser assignment for you today. Ok so I want you to go to your closet and find a nice pathetic place on the floor inside your closet. Go inside loser, get down on your knees. 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