{"id":2324,"date":"2010-08-08T11:51:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-08T16:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.humiliationpov.com\/blog\/humiliation\/banana-humper"},"modified":"2010-08-08T12:07:57","modified_gmt":"2010-08-08T17:07:57","slug":"banana-humper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.humiliationpov.com\/blog\/humiliation\/banana-humper","title":{"rendered":"Banana Humper"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hey loser, you little jerk off whore. I know how much you love my masturbation instruction and how much you LOVE watching me mock you. But you are getting bored with your regular jerk sessions. So today I have something new and fun for you, so I can laugh at you.
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You will need an over ripe banana for this jerk session. I will give you very specific directions on what to do, but in short, you will be putting your little penis in the mushy banana peel, and humping it like the fool that you are. You will do this for me, I know it.
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You’re going to be a little banana fucker today. Freak. You’ve already humped your pillow, your mattress, your toilet, this should be nothing for you. You will hump that banana skin likes it’s a pussy. Show me what a little banana humping loser you can be.
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Watch as I mock you with my banana and strap on. I will show you what an absolute fool you are. Watch me jerk the banana on my cock and make all the stupid faces you will make. Fucking fool!
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Hump it hard loser. Show me that you’ll do anything for your Goddess Vega. You need newer and more humiliating jerk off assignments to keep your orgasms fresh. Now while your humping it, tell me, “This is the best I’ll ever get” over and over again. Hahahaha!

And once you blow that nasty little load into the banana skin, I’m gonna make you lick out the banana cream pie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey loser, you little jerk off whore. I know how much you love my masturbation instruction and how much you LOVE watching me mock you. But you are getting bored with your regular jerk sessions. So today I have something new and fun for you, so I can laugh at you. You will need an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,84,1,21,12,3,7],"tags":[116,937,44,184,37,182,68,67,183,79,34,137],"class_list":["post-2324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brat-girls","category-cum-humiliation","category-humiliation","category-humiliation-stories","category-jerk-off-instruction","category-small-penis-humiliation","category-tease-and-denial","tag-cum-eating-instruction","tag-humiliation","tag-humiliation-assignments","tag-hump","tag-jerkoff-instructions","tag-loser","tag-masturbation-instruction","tag-update","tag-mock","tag-small-dick-humiliation","tag-tease-humiliation","tag-worship"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t