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Then you are going to eat it out like it&#8217;s a pussy.  Once it&#8217;s all good and ready you are going to lay across your bed, with the pillow under your cock, and start humping.  Hump, Hump, Hump!<br \/>\n<P>We&#8217;ll try all kinds of positions you pillow humping loser!  You&#8217;ll hump the pillow from the top, from the bottom, on all fours, oh this is going to be soooo humiliating for you.  Watch me as I demonstrate how to fuck, I know you don&#8217;t have a clue!  Hang on for the ending when I make you eat up your mess and sleep in it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey guys, it&#8217;s Dylan, and today I have some very humiliating masturbation instruction for you. Since you will never have a real woman, I am going to teach you how to hump your bed! 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