You have no control over yourself. You masturbate constantly so I’m going to have to impose some control over you. You are totally out of control so I am taking over your masturbation schedule.

I am going to tell you exactly when you can jerk your dick. See this calendar? I am going to mark down for you exactly when you will be at your computer jerking your tiny penis.

Your little dick belongs to me and that is why you must follow my jerkoff calendar.