I want to humiliate you for the loser that you really are, deep down inside. I’m going to combine two of your favorite things, getting your ass fucked by a big dildo, and humping the bed like a lonely loser. I know you just can’t wait. You love it in your ass, and you love humping anything you can! You’re just my little humper.

So get out your favorite dildo, a big one. It gives you a tiny little boner just holding it. Now lube it up, stick your ass in the air, wiggle it around, and then thrust that dildo deep inside. Fuck that little sissy hole for me. Ooooh yea, you like that. In and out, fuck that ass for Miss Vega. You are such an ass fucking loser, look at those hips go. You are starting to hump the bed and I didn’t have to even tell you. You are a bed humper. You can’t stop now, fucking and humping. Do it you lonely ass fucking bed humping loser.

Stick it in deeper. You love this. Ram it in, make it hurt. Make your little cock twitch while you fuck and hump, fuck and hump. You are such a fool. Tell me how good it feels. Keep humping that bed, rub your dick on those sheets.

Look at how pathetic you are, all alone in your bedroom. Watch me demonstrate and mock you, over and over again, as I bring you closer and closer to the edge. I know you love this assignment.

Well dickwad, you know what I thought would be really cool? I know you would love me to be your girlfriend, but that would never happen. And I know you need a girlfriend, because you’re all alone and sad. So I decided that we are going to make a pillow your girlfriend. Now you can have something to cuddle and fuck. Isn’t that sweet of me? You can even give it/her a name! Hahaha.

So now instead of jerking your tiny, tiny little cock, you can ride your new pillow gf. Oh I know you’ve done this before. You pretty much hump anything you can find. But now, it’s your girlfriend. And when you cum all over her, you’re going to rub your face in it. You’re going to sleep on it all night. I want cum all over your face, constantly. This pillow is your new gf, now and forever.

You can rub her and cuddle her if it makes you feel better, and not feel like such a loser. Maybe you can put a hole in her and fuck her inside, ahahaha. Show me loser, show me how you hump your new girlfriend, ahahaha. You are so fucking sad and pathetic. Tell me how pathetic you are while you hump your pillow gf.

She’s the only girl who won’t say no to you. You can give her love and do whatever you want to. Show her how you’d give it to a real woman if you ever had the chance, HA! Your fucking pillow gf can’t feel your little cock either!

Now I want you to lay down with her, rub your cum all over face and sleep with your new gf. I want you to leave it on your face and go to work like that so everyone in the office will know what a loser you are, what a pervert you are, that you have to come home and fuck your pillow and then sleep on it! LOSER!

Hey loser, you little jerk off whore. I know how much you love my masturbation instruction and how much you LOVE watching me mock you. But you are getting bored with your regular jerk sessions. So today I have something new and fun for you, so I can laugh at you.

You will need an over ripe banana for this jerk session. I will give you very specific directions on what to do, but in short, you will be putting your little penis in the mushy banana peel, and humping it like the fool that you are. You will do this for me, I know it.

You’re going to be a little banana fucker today. Freak. You’ve already humped your pillow, your mattress, your toilet, this should be nothing for you. You will hump that banana skin likes it’s a pussy. Show me what a little banana humping loser you can be.

Watch as I mock you with my banana and strap on. I will show you what an absolute fool you are. Watch me jerk the banana on my cock and make all the stupid faces you will make. Fucking fool!

Hump it hard loser. Show me that you’ll do anything for your Goddess Vega. You need newer and more humiliating jerk off assignments to keep your orgasms fresh. Now while your humping it, tell me, “This is the best I’ll ever get” over and over again. Hahahaha!

And once you blow that nasty little load into the banana skin, I’m gonna make you lick out the banana cream pie!