I have a special humiliation assignment for all you closeted fag boys. You fucking closet cases are going to love this assignment cause you love sucking cock. So here’s what you’re going to do for me..

Your going to place an ad on CL in the M4M section and you’re going to title it, “Sissy Bitch Needs Strong Hung Stud”. Doesn’t that sound like fun. And the ad is going to read…

“I am an inexperienced cock sucker looking for a nice big dick to suck. I want you to fuck my face please…” And you’re going to sign it, “Sissy Bitch Cocksucker”. Hahahahahaha!

I know you’re going to get a LOT of responses. They’re going to send you pictures of their huge cocks. I want you to pick the biggest one and write back to him.

Then you’re going to go to his place and he’s going to fucking gag you. You’re going to give him the best blow job you’ve ever given. This isn’t forced bi cause I know how much you want it, you fag cock sucker. You’re going to do this for me, your Goddess Maya. I know you want to suck cock and I know you want to please me.

And if you’re brave enough, I want photographic proof! Cause I love to watch sissy sluts sucking cock!

I know how much you closeted gay boys fantasize about being violently face fucked while wanking your little insignificant penis. But I also know that most of you are too pathetic to actually go out and do it for real. So today I am going to give you some instructions on how it would feel to have that actually happen to you.

So make sure you grab a nice dildo, pull out your little penis and watch and listen as I guide you to an amazing orgasm. Little fag boy is going to fuck himself in the face and beat himself into the most intense orgasm.

So lay back on your bed and hold that dildo up to your mouth. Gently start to suck on it and play with your little cock. I know this is making your cock hard loser. Imagine some hot guy straddling you and fucking your face as you lay there and jerk and pump that dildo in and out of your mouth.

Now faster, deeper bitch! Make yourself gag! Gag and stroke, gag and stroke. Please that fucking dildo! Look how excited you are getting! Feel his huge head fucking your tonsils. Hahaha stupid loser wants to be gagged so badly!

Then I’m going to have you get up on all fours and bob your head up and down. Choke and gag, take it all the way down until you are a jerking gagging loser. Your little cock twitching with excitement. Show him how much you love to gag like a bitch on his cock while you stroke yourself into intense orgasm. Or just watch me do it ;). Choke and stroke loser!

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Hey there sissy boys, I have a fun humiliation assignment for you. I want you to go to a lingerie store. Doesn’t that sound like fun? Cause I know you LOVE to wear pink panties!

I want you to buy all kinds of panties though. Thongs, cotton, full back, boy shorts, get yourself a nice array of the girliest panties.

And here’s where the fun begins… I want you to go up to the salesgirl and tell her that the panties are for you! I want you to ask her what size she thinks would be best for you. Ask her about color and cut. Make it a really humiliating experience for yourself. As much as you might be embarrassed, you know you are going to have a little boner the whole time!

Then make sure you get a really pink, girlie bag so you can walk around with it and feel even more humiliated! This is going to be so much fun for you! And I know you want to do it to please me, don’t you loser?

Oh and I forgot to mention, I want you to wear some panties when you go shopping and wear your jeans really low so that they stick out a little, hehe.

Now to wrap this little assignment up, I want you to go to the forum and post your whole experience. I want all the juicy details! Tell me exactly what happened and how you felt. I can’t wait to hear all about it sissy loser. And for extra credit, post some pics of you in your new panties!

Cruel, yet honest reality check from Goddess Chloe. She will tell you what you already know and it will hit you so hard in your little brain! You’ll be trembling at how deep she gets inside your mind. It’s kinda scary, yet so true and so exciting.

I know something about you that you’re not quite sure of yet. So I want to enlighten you about you and your life. Now, stand up and pull down your pants. Now look down at your penis. How little is it? You know that you have a little tiny penis. You were just born that way. You’re kinda the runt of the litter. And no girl likes little dicks.

We like big, thick, hard cocks. So know that you can never please us with that little penis. Your place in life is that you’re a little cuckold bitch. You need to stop denying it and own it. It is who you are loser. This is not a game, it is reality. Let it sink in…

Since you were born a cuck, you need to learn how to please women in different ways. So if you want to please your woman, you only have one choice, let your woman fuck big cocks. That will please her. It’s your only option. If you really care about her, you will let her.

You are an inferior male, face it. You are NOT an alpha male, no matter how much you may try, that will never change. You are a little dick cuck loser bitch. You were born to be slave to women. Accept this fact.

I know my place… I’m a Goddess. Why don’t you know yours? Learn to jerk your little cock while your woman gets fucked by a real man. You’ll probably have the biggest orgasm of your life jerking off watching her get fucked. Sad and pathetic I know, but it’s the truth. Now go apologize to your woman for having such a small cock, beg for her forgiveness loser.

You’re gonna help me get ready for my date tonight little cucky. You don’t have a choice in the matter. Cause you were lucky enough to have me marry you even though you have such small penis. No other girl would have married you. So I want you to help me with my hair, my makeup, my outfit, get me looking nice and sexy for my stud.

Since you have such a small penis it’s all your good for. I need to be fucked by a huge cock. You know it and I do. We’ve both known it since before our wedding. You need this, you want this loser husband of mine.

And you can just sit at home and wait until I bring my date home and fuck him in our bed right in front of you, and you’re gonna cry like a little pussy cuck. Your tiny little penis is going to be locked up while you sit in the corner and watch me suck his big fucking cock. Your cock has never felt the inside of my mouth, hahahaha. Poor baby.

Then I’m gonna get on all fours and let him fuck me in the ass while you watch and beg. You won’t want him to but I’m going to make you beg him to fuck me in the ass harder. You’re going to beg him to please me like you could never do and you’re going to love every moment of it.

I have the perfect life. A stupid wimpy tiny dicked husband to take care of me, and as many studs as I want in our bed. Ah the life of a Goddess. And if you’re extremely lucky, I might let you lick out his cum. You need to know what a real man’s load tastes like. Then you can go in the closet and jerk off like a sissy loser. And when you cum I want you to come back out here and wash the sheets!

This is the first full length clip from Brat Audition winner Goddess Maya! Goddess Maya is a sexy college dominatrix who you can actually see in person in NY! You can find a link in the forum to get in touch with her for a real time session!

I know you gay losers love to suck cock. I’m good at training pussy boys to suck cock. I love face fucking little fucking cock sluts like you! Fucking loser who gets off to strapon pov porn, hahaha!

So get down on your fucking knees and kiss the tip, show me how much you love my cock. Jerk it off with your hand while I tell you how fucking pathetic you are and how much you love to suck my cock cuz you’re a fucking little cock slut.

But I’m not gonna be that nice for too long. We may start out slow but soon I’m gonna grab your head and impale your face on my cock! Make you gag and spit! You’re not gonna be able to breath and it’s gonna make me laugh so hard. I love gagging little sissy boys like you.

You love getting your face fucked. And when you fall on the floor gagging I’m just gonna laugh at you, pick you back up, and make you do it again, this time, harder than before! Fucking your stupid little face makes me incredibly happy.

Today we have something very special for you losers! We have three new brat girls and they are all so good I just can’t decide! We have a sexy Russian brat named Brianna, a hot Asian Goddess named Nikita, and a sexy, fiery, American dominatrix name Maya. I have included short clips from all of them for you to help me decide who should be a new brat on HumiliationPOV.com.

The clip includes financial domination, small penis humiliation, foot worship and strapon pov!

So I am giving you an amazing opportunity to partake in the site and help me, your Goddess Vittoria, decide who you like best and who should be added to the exclusive brat list at HumiliationPOV.com.

I have set up a place for you to vote in the forum under ‘Your Brats’. Please go and vote!!! You can vote for one, two, all three or none of the above.

LET ME BE VERY CLEAR HERE! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THE BRAT/S WHO YOU LIKE. NO RUDE COMMENTS WILL BE TOLERATED! I WILL BAN AND BLOCK YOU FOREVER! HAHAHAHA! Remember you are a fucking loser who pulled out his credit card and joined a site with LOOOZER written all over it and decided it was for you!

Hey sissy bois, I’m here today to give you some instructions on how to be a good anal whore. But before we begin with that, I wanna show you how to get dressed up like a good sissy. I’ll show you how to pick out your panties, bra, stockings, heels and makeup! I want you to look sexy just like I do when I take it in the ass.

Go get a big pink dildo, preferably with a suction cup. Now that you’re looking all slutty, I want you to sit on it. Ride it like a girl and bounce. Bounce up and down, good sissy. Watch and learn. Next I want you to get on your back and open up your legs. Then just start pounding your ass. You need to be trained in all the positions for taking it up the ass like a good sissy. I want you to practice each position I show you for at least ten minutes.

Work that ass sissy loser bitch! Moan like the little whore that you are. Now suction that dildo to a mirror and bend over and take it like a woman. Make your butt cheeks hit the mirror. Back up that ass. Watch yourself bitch. Watch your slutty ass eat up the dildo you fucking fag.

Follow all my ass fucking instructions, make sure you get as girly as you can, and next time, I’m going to be enforcing you to take some real cock in your ass. This is just practice…

Sarcastically humiliating clip from Bratty Jamie, making you think you have a huge cock, until you learn that it is just a huge clit! You will feel so emasculated.

Everyone is telling me how small you are so I want to see this for myself. Don’t be bashful, pull it out. Good boy. Wow, I don’t know what everyone else is talking about cause that is HUGE. Seriously I’m not being mean or sarcastic, that is huge, let me inspect that. You might have the biggest one I have ever seen. I don’t know who would call you small.

Go ahead, grab it, feel it, do you see how large it is? My clit isn’t that big. That is the largest clit I have ever seen.

I want you to rub it out for me. I want you cum all over the place. I’m gonna watch. You seem a little bit embarrassed and I don’t know why. Let me see that thing again, wow, huge! Giggle ;).

But you’re not a man, you have a giant sissy clit. What kind of panties do you wear? What kind of panties will hide that huge sissy clit? You don’t deserve to wear men’s underwear cause you don’t have a real cock!

You are totally embarrassed and I absolutely love it. So rub that giant sissy clit out for me as I tease you with my perfect body. I’m going to give you a nice, fun cum countdown so you can show me how much, or how little, you can make that little clitty cum.

My favorite kind of chastity slaves are sissies, who lock up their clitty sticks so they can’t jerk anymore. They know they aren’t supposed to be masturbating like a man. And so they know the only way to truly serve the Goddess they adore is to lock their little sissy slut dicks up and learn to abuse themselves in other ways.

Do you like my big dildo? You need to get yourself one if you want to be one of my chastity sissy slaves. You need something pink to stick up your ass, something to bounce your sissy ass on. You can bounce up and down on it while you watch my clips, locked in chastity. Or get a vibrator to buzz inside your little clitty hole.

You know how bad you want to take a dick for me. The thought of getting fucked by me, is what’s going to drive you to practice fucking your ass harder and harder. Cause once you take that pink dildo, I’m gonna send you out to buy something bigger. I know that excites you loser.

My little sissy, locked up, taking it up the ass, being denied orgasm. Sitting there at your computer, worshiping my body, knowing that you could never fuck a woman. Just a pathetic sissy, dressed up, locked up, and drilling your slut hole. Humiliating yourself for me. No jerking, no touching, just my pathetic sissy whore. I want you to pound your ass until it’s raw and then prove just what a nasty slut you are by licking it clean.

You’ll be fucking your ass until you lose your little sissy mind. Then learning to take it down your throat until you don’t gag. I’m going to turn you into such a good sissy for me.

Warning: Goddess Alicia is fucking cruel in this clip!

You love it when I call you a fucking faggot! And you are! You sit at home, jerking off to Goddesses telling you to suck cock. You don’t fuck, you don’t get pussy, so you must be a fucking faggot! Look how fucking hot I am! I’m a fucking porn star, but do you want to fuck me? NO! You want to suck dick for me, that makes you gay, get it?

You’re a cock sucking gutter slut. You mean nothing to me, unless of course you’re going to suck cock for money. You need to come out of the closet and be my little cocksucker. I mean you’ve got a little ass dick and we both know you’ll never please my pussy with that thing, so why not suck cock for me? At least you could please someone other than yourself for once!

Why the fuck are you even trying to be straight? Stop fucking pretending. You’re not fooling me or anyone else, loser sissy fag.

Just say it, just say you’re gay. Go ahead, say it out loud. Prove to me what a faggot you are. Jerk off and tell me how much you love HUGE cocks. Hahaha, I’m going to fucking destroy you loser. I hope you fucking cry when I’m through with you. I truly don’t care about faggots like you. I just love to use you and destroy your mind.

If you like to suck dick, go find a big one, shove it down your throat and choke on it. Cause I don’t give a fuck about you, or how you feel, or your dick size, or how much you love to suck the cock!

Have you ever been locked up? This video is for you sissies to see if you have what it takes to be in chastity for me. You don’t even need a cage for this. All you need is your horny little sissy dicklet. So go ahead and get that little dicklet out, but you are NOT allowed to stroke. If you have any hopes of lasting any length of time in chastity, you are going to have to be able to handle getting teased and denied. Do you understand?

If you can’t even handle looking up at me while I tease and taunt you, how will you be able to be locked up in your cage for weeks or even months? I’m gonna make you do all kinds of arousing, exciting, tormenting things, from having to dress up in sissy clothes, putting on makeup, fucking your ass, calling yourself a whore, or maybe even being sent out to the glory holes. You’ll be out there sucking strange dicks for small amounts of cash, just so you can amuse me.

You know how unworthy you really are, you’re gonna have to prove it. You have to last this WHOLE video without touching your dick. And if you touch it, even for a second, you have to stop this video and start it again. This is the easiest of tasks. If you can’t even handle this, there’s no way you’ll last in chastity for me.

If you are too fucking weak to even hold back for ten minutes, I won’t even bother sending you a lock to be my chastity slave. This tease and torture video is nothing compared to having that little dicklet locked up. If you can’t handle this, just start jerking off now and be a pathetic jerk boy for the rest of your life cause you’ll never make it as my chastity slave. And I know you want this sissy, I know.

I can help you remain in chastity where you belong. I have lots of techniques for you loser. You’ll be wearing panties over your cage every day. You’ll be milking your balls dry by fucking your ass. You have a lot of training ahead of you. So stare up at my perfect ass and resist stroking. Can you hold back loser? You know you don’t deserve it.

Don’t I look great today? Look how fucking sexy I am! I know you tell all your guy friends how much you want to fuck me. But come on, I know the truth. I know what really turns you on. What do you secretly do when you are alone? You jerk off to guys! You dream about being a sissy bitch. You jerk off to big cocks and how much cum you can get into your mouth at one time.

You can’t get enough of my humiliation which turns your faggot ass on. My ass looks so great. But the only reason you like my ass is because you are a homo!

You are going to be my little cock sucking whore today cause that’s all that you are, and all that you’ll ever be. So open up that stupid pathetic little sissy slut of a mouth, and start sucking!

So tell me, why are you a closet fag? Is it because you just like men? Or maybe it’s because you have a teeny tiny dick and you are never going to get a women off with it? So what’s the point in trying. You just want to be able to get someone off. What better way then than on your sissy fucking knees.

Let me hear you choke and gag on it like the slut that you are. You are so fucking pathetic. Now bend over and grab your ankles while I fuck your mouth. Look at you taking it like a pro.

I know that you find me attractive and that you want to stick your dick in me. But we all know that you could not handle a woman like me. You are just a little pathetic worm. What do you think your friends and family would say if they knew what a fag you are?

So I want you to practice sucking on my heel or I am gonna tell everyone. You are a fucking homo and know one likes you. You’re a fucking closet fag and you can’t even admit it to yourself. Soon you won’t be able to resist. I’ll be pimping out your slutty little mouth in no time.

Hey you tiny dicked loser, it’s me Brittany, here to destroy your manhood for having such a little pathetic penis. I know if you put that little thing inside of me I wouldn’t even feel it. I wouldn’t even feel it in my ass. So you see, you’re of no use. You were born inferior.

I love big dicks. My boyfriend’s dick is fucking HUGE! And you don’t have one, and that’s sad. You’re a lonely tiny dick loser and that’s why you have no chance with a girl like me. Fucking pathetic, really.

And because you’re so inferior there isn’t much use for you. The only things you are good for are jerking, paying and serving. And to be honest, I don’t even care about your jerk off habits. That does NOTHING for me. Tiny dick losers were born to stroke, pay and serve Goddesses like me. We use you! Why? Simply because we can, because we know our place, and we know how easy it is to control a weak, inferior man like you.

I will fucking remind you of your place, over and over again until you know it. Until you know how small and insignificant you are. Until you beg me to use you and take your money. LOSER! You are going to let me walk all over you. It is the only thing that turns you on. Fucking real women doesn’t turn you on because you know you can’t get it. And even if you could, you know it wouldn’t bring her any pleasure.

I know you’re just sitting there now, jerking that little penis, with two fucking fingers. I know it! I know your fucking mind slave. And know this loser, you will NEVER please me.

So I’ve come to learn that many of you ‘gay’ guys want to be outed. As a matter of fact, you are begging for it. You want people to know that you are gay and that you want to suck cock. So I’ve decided to help you out.

I’m going to out you on your Facebook page or any other social networking site of your choice. In this clip I’m going to give out the information to my real Facebook page as well as my email address. Then you are going to friend me, and let the fun begin. I hope you’re ready for this! I’m going to out you to your family, your friends, your coworkers. So that everyone can know how much you love to suck cock, and how much of a little sissy boy you are. There’s no more pussy for you and you need everyone to know this.

Does this get you hard? Are you trembling at the thought? Are you scared? Ha, you should be! I’m going to get on your real Facebook page and tell them all the information on you that I have. I’m going to tell everyone how much you want cock. It’s fucking sad that you want everyone to know. You are so pathetic.

However, if you decide to pussy out, decide that you can’t go through with it. That’s fine. BUT, there’s going to be a price to pay. I mean, I have all of your information and the power at my fingertips to ruin you. What’s that worth to you? How much are you going to pay me to keep my mouth shut?!

So if you don’t want to be outed, you are going to have to send me an email begging me not to out you and ruin your life. Then I want you to include how much you’re going to pay me. And if it’s enough, I won’t out you. Hahaha I fucking love this, I get to out you or blackmail you. I have your life in my hands…

WARNING: I am prepared to do this for real, so if you friend me, be prepared for the consequences loser!!

I know that you’ve been completely obsessed with cock since you watched my last video. I have you deeply entranced to love cock. I love having that control over your tiny little mind. So today I’m going to put you into trance even further.

So get yourself comfortable as I delve deeper into your mind. I will start out by taking you deep into trance. Making you open to my suggestions. Focus on my eyes, my voice, and my lips as I take you deep, deep, deep into your unconscious mind. Your mind is mine.

I own your mind, it is like putty for me to play with. You begin again to think about big cock, you can’t help it. You love it. You now accept loving cock. You think about it all the time, I put it there, inside your brain.

Now we’re going to go deeper. Thinking about big cock is no longer adequate for you. I want you to think about sucking that cock. I am going to plant suggestions deep in your mind. Your focus will now be about getting that cock in your mouth. You won’t be able to help yourself.

You can’t live without that big cock in your mouth. You are going to becoming absolutely obsessed with finding that big cock and putting it in your mouth for me. It’s all you’ll be able to think about. You won’t be able to find any peace, until you do this for me. You won’t be able to sleep until you find a big cock and put in your mouth. No peace until you find that big cock and put it in your mouth for me. It can’t be undone now….

WARNING: If you watch this clip you will NOT be able to rest until you suck cock for Miss Vega. Very, very powerful clip!

I have my strapon on today, so what I need you to do is… Go get pretty for me, put on your wig, all your girlie makeup, you need to get all slutted up. Maybe your thigh highs and your hooker heels. Then come back for my inspection and instruction. Go ahead girly boy.

Oh wow, you look so sexy, so naughty. You look and feel just like a little whore. You got all dolled up for me because you are going to be my cock sucking sissy. Look at those lips, all glossed up and ready to suck my strapon. I know you want to please your Goddess.

Now kneel in front of me and put this fucking cock in your mouth. Mmmm suck on it real good, show me what a slutty cock sucking whore you are. Run your glossy lips all over my cock. Now take it deeper, deep throat my cock. Do you want me to face fuck you? Oh yea, look at the tears running down your face.

Suck my cock like the horny little bitch that you are. I love to take care of my sissy boys. Show me what you’ll do for me. Beg me for more, beg me to fuck your pretty mouth. Such a good sissy. I’m gonna make your makeup run all down your face!

I know this is making your little clitty hard. So hard in your panties. You are my dressed up, naughty, slutty sissy and you LOVE it! Suck it like a good wimpy little loser boy. This is all you’re good for.

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I’ve got something special for you today. It’s giant and pink and it’s going in your ass. I’m going to instruct you on how to fuck yourself in the ass with this, suck it off, and fuck yourself in the ass again! I know you’re gonna love this. And it even vibrates!

Your sissy ass is going to love this giant pink dildo. First I want you to suck on it like a good sissy whore. Suck that pink vibrator bitch! Then I want you to get up on it and sit right down on it. Feel the vibration. Now bounce. Bounce on it sissy. Do you like that pink dick up your ass? Hope you’re wearing your panties.

Now take it out, get down on your knees and suck it off again. You fucking gross, disgusting sissy. Fucking choke on it! Then get back on it again. I know your ass is twitching for it. Bounce loser. Fuck it hard, ride that pink inflatable vibrator. Make it hurt.

Go ahead and play with your little dick while you ride it. Just play with the head a little bit, you don’t deserve too much pleasure. Keep taking it up the ass loser. You’re gonna love this anal fucking instructional video!

I have something really fun for you today, a gay training assignment. I know how much you crave that. I know about you and your little fag fantasies. I know you might not have done it yet, so that’s why today will be your first. I know you think about cock sometimes and today, your training begins.

I’ll start out easy on you. I want you to go to a gay chat room. Then I want you to find a big stud who wants to get off. I want you to totally let go and do whatever he tells you to do. Be his little fag bitch. It’s just chatting, don’t worry. Tell him how much you want to suck his cock, live out your fantasies. Be the little dick sissy you were born to be.

But that will get old fast, you will need something more. So next I want you call a gay chat line. Hear his voice. Tell him how bad you want to be his sissy bitch. Be his total whore. You’re going to love this! Get out your dildo and suck on it and then put it in your ass while you talk to him. Be that fag that you dream about being. You know your dick gets so hard when you jerk off thinking about cock.

You are gay, just admit it. If you fantasize about it, then you like guys. You are a total fag freak. You’re a queer, let’s just be honest. I know you’re gonna have so much fun with my assignments.

Next I want you to move on to gay webcam chat. I want you to do cam to cam with a hot stud. You can actually look at his cock and pretend you are sucking it. You are such a fag, you’re going to love this.

I hope I don’t get you too addicted to these gay sites, that you don’t want to see or hear me anymore! Haha, that’s a joke, I know you’ll always be coming back to your Goddess.

CUSTOM CLIP REQUEST FROM OUR ‘YOU WRITE/DIRECT THE CLIP’ CONTEST!

Its sort of a lighter side of cuckolding but very humiliating.

Basically, I’m your “best friend” aka guy friend who you are not interested in but still, I remain completely devoted to you- hoping one day to win your affection. Problem is, I’m not your type- but you geniunely enjoy having me around and hanging out with me, just like you would one of your girlfriends, which I allow to give me hope that one day you will come around.

The scene would be me arriving at your house to drop off maybe your laundry that I picked up for you, or to lend you something that you would need for a date – maybe you asked me to stop by the store and get you a bottle of wine. When I arrive you are getting dressed for a date.

You allow me to come into your room where you are getting changed, after all we are just good friends, and theres nothing sexual between us (in your mind). You are wearing only your bottoms at first and when I come in you cover up at first, but then say something like “oh it’s just you, you don’t care…” then you go about getting ready and telling me about your date…what he does, how hot he is, how large he is etc…all the while oblivious to the fact that you are giving me the bulge of a life time with your lingerie show and sexy talk…until…yes, you see it…and your reaction is even more humiliating then being caught with a boner…because you think its ‘growing’ over what you told me about your date…your man. Oblivious to the blue ball show you just put on for me as you were standing there in just panties for awhile -because we are so platonic- you think you’ve uncovered my secret of why I’m always ‘just a friend’ etc… I try to convince you otherwise, but you’ll have none of it…your convinced..I’m gay. .I’m such a non sexual entity to you that it wouldn’t even cross your mind…and thats where the fun begins in this video…

You take it from there…start to give me advice on ‘dating’ ask me the furthest I’ve gone with a guy etc…eventually convincing me that you are going to set me up with someone…