Can you imagine if I was your girlfriend, and you came home to find me laying on the sofa like this, and I welcomed you into my arms… can you imagine that? No, you can’t, because you’re a fucking loser, who not only cannot get a girl, but who does not even deserve a woman in his life. You don’t deserve to have sex with a woman, that disgusting excuse for a cock never deserves to be inside a woman’s pussy. And you definitely don’t deserve to be anywhere near me.

But that’s a common fact, we both already knew that. So let me tell you something, it’s not just sex that you don’t deserve, you don’t deserve the love, care or attention of a woman. You deserve to be a lonely fucked up perverted loser for the rest of your life. You don’t even deserve this clip. I mean look at yourself, you hate yourself even more than I do.

The only way you’re ever gonna be happy is jerking off alone. You’re never going to be happy with a woman because you’ll never be able to please a woman, not even as a slave. You’re stupid and pathetic and ugly and I can’t even stand to think about you. In fact I try not to picture you losers at all because I’d probably gag if I ever really saw you.

No woman will ever love you, Ever, you lonely piece of garbage. And you think you’re in love with me, but you’ll never feel love back from me. Your poor, sad, lonely, miserable existence is about being addicted to pretty little prissy princesses who don’t give a fuck about you. And you’re going to live out the rest of your boring pathetic life like that.

And another reason should never be with a woman is that we don’t need your mutant sperm fucking up the gene pool, it’s better that you don’t reproduce. There are enough fucking losers out there. Any semen that cums out of that disgusting little pin dick, you should just slurp it up and swallow. You should just put me in your will and shrivel up and die.

You’ll never have sex, you’ll never have love or affection and you’ll die a sad fucked up little loser.

It’s almost too perfect isn’t it piggies? You humiliation addicted little losers, I’ve got new piggy slippers! And when I turn around and put my perfect ass, in my cute pink panties, down on these piggy slippers, it’s more than your stupid little mind can handle. I’ve got a fun little jerk off instruction game so that you can earn your orgasm, because you need to earn it.

Get your horny little dick out piggy, you’re gonna stroke, and you’re gonna oink. This is one of may favorite games, and it’s been awhile since I’ve seen my horny little piggies oinking. So pull on your piggy dick, oink like a pig, and stare at my piggy slippers. Oink, snort, stroke. You must make pig noises the entire time you jerk.

Jerk and oink my little horny piggy while I tease you with panties, while I put my perfect pussy and ass right in your face in my tight pink panties. You’d love to worship my ass, you’d love worship my piggy slippers, but all you get to do is oink and stroke.

You are such a pathetic loser. No real man would oink and stroke, only disgusting perverts do that. Louder now, get into it. Snort with all your might. The closer you get to cumming the louder you’re going to get.

Just look at my perfect pink princess ass as you oink and stroke, faster, louder. You’re a loud, proud, perverted pig. Oink for Goddess Kyaa. You’re gonna cum oinking like a pig for me. Cum like the pig you are. Pathetic fucking loser.

I always knew that there wasn’t something quite right about you. You always stare at me in this creepy way. And I soon realized that I knew things about you that your wife didn’t. And I realized that you knew that I knew things that your wife didn’t. I know your perverted little secrets, and I know how many hours you spend on this website, and exactly which videos you watch. Oh yes, the statistics for this website tell me every detail.

I know your dirty little secrets, and you’re going to have to show me why I shouldn’t tell your wife. You see, I know that you like to be humiliated like a little fucking pig, and you’re going to have to do everything I say. You wouldn’t want your wife to know you’ve been jerking off to my clips on HumiliationPOV.com

Hearing me threaten you like this is getting you hard right now. How pathetic are you? Actually the question is.. how stupid are you? You see, I know your username and password. That’s right, I have every member’s user and pass at my fingertips. It probably contains part of your real name. And I could send that to your wife, with your real name and address and billing info to prove that it’s yours.

But she doesn’t have to find out, as long as you pay me piggy. You will pay me for the privilege of jerking off to this website. You will pay me to keep your little secret.

So go click that little tribute button. Because just as easy as it is for you to click it, it’s even easier for me to click the send button to send all the information to wifey. You’re fucked.

You have a stupid humiliation porn addiction and now you’re going to be blackmailed because of it. Doesn’t that just make your dick twitch? I’ll never let you leave this site, loser!

I’m going to ruin your life today loser. Take off your pants, and get your laptop, then open up your email. Put either your wife or girlfriend’s email address in the ‘To’ section, and for ‘Subject’ type ‘My Confession’. And in the body of the email, I want you to start confessing. I want you to confess to all your fucked up fetishes and fantasies. I want you to confess to her all the things you get off to when she’s not home.

Confess it all, whether it’s that you get off to enforced bi, or that you wear her panties, or that you get off to paying hot girls money who don’t give a fuck about you, or that you’re a sissy, or that you fuck yourself in the ass, or that you eat your own cum, it doesn’t matter, whatever you’re fucked up fetish is, you need to confess it all in this email. You need to tell her every disgusting fucked up thing you’ve ever done.

And I want you jerking your cock while you’re typing because I know it turns you on exposing your dirty fucked up secrets. Jerk your stupid cock as you tell her just how fucked up you are. Just type with one hand so you can beat and type simultaneously. I’ll bet this is one long email. I know you have so much to confess to, and you’re getting so turned on while you’re doing this.

In fact, I want you to include that you’re jerking off while you’re typing this email, in the email! LOL!

Jerk faster loser, I know how bad you want to be exposed. You’re fucking edging your cock with excitement by now. I’ve got you so on edge you can barely control yourself.

Now are you ready to fucking explode with the biggest orgasm you’ve ever had. Move your mouse over to the send button, keep jerking, hold that finger just above your mouse…. Click send and Blow that fucking load! Hahahaha! Do you realize what you just did?

I know that many of you pigs on this website are actually married, which really baffles me. Your wife has got to be one fat, ugly, disgusting pig to have married a loser like you. And not only that but I’m sure she can’t be that bright and I’ll bet she’s one incredibly annoying bitch. She musta had no other choice. Two fucking losers that were made for each other.

I mean you jerk off to girls humiliating you while you jerk your tiny penis and your wife is somehow either ok with it or too stupid to realize it. And obviously this makes you feel so poorly about yourself that you berate yourself by jerking off to humiliation porn. But I don’t blame you, I mean look at her, who would fuck her? When’s the last time you fucked her? When’s the last time either of you actually enjoyed it? What a sad, pathetic life for both of you. I know why you come to girls like me to get off.

You’re a tiny limped dick loser who can’t get it up unless someone’s degrading you and are married to a fat ugly pig. And I’d make her worship me just like you do. Because she deserves to be treated like the pathetic pig that she is. I’d put that bitch on her knees in front of me and have her begging to worship at my feet. I would degrade her right in front of you. I’d have each of you licking one of my feet at the same time. You’d fucking look at each other and realize how truly pathetic you both are.

I’d take a strapon and fuck her in the ass and have her lick other men’s cum out of my pussy right in front of you. I mean she has to be even more pathetic than you are to be married to you. She would look up at me, a flawless Goddess, and realize what an ugly pig she truly is. And maybe I’ll teach her how to humiliate you so then you can feel even more pathetic knowing that someone who is more pathetic than you, is humiliating you.

14 minutes of non-stop enforcedbi mindfucking from Princess Kaylynn. No one understands you like she does, no one can get inside your head like she can!

Hey loser, have you sucked any big cocks lately? I wanna know all about it. Did it pulsate on your tongue? That’s so hot. I know all your secrets, don’t I? I know every filthy perversion you’ve ever had. You’re fucked. You love to suck cock so much that you’re never going to see a pussy again. And do you know how I know this? Because I’m never going to let you. Cocksucking losers don’t deserve real women. All you deserve is a fucking abusive man to abuse your mouth the way he sees fit. Because no woman wants a freak like you.

You will get nothing but cock from now on. The only person you’ll be pleasing is a man with a dick between his legs. You’ll never get a sweet pussy like mine ever again. You’ll never feel that warmth again, sissy losers don’t deserve that. You’re a crossdressing retarded pantyboy. And you love it.

Tell me you know you you’re not worthy of a real pussy. Say it loser. I don’t want you in denial anymore. And you’re ok with never having pussy again, as long as you get cock in your mouth it’s all ok with you. That’s so pathetic. You love cock. You know that you’re worthless otherwise. The only thing you’re good for is getting dressed up like the sissy fuck you are and taking huge loads on your face. And I know you love it in the ass too. You shove dildos up there just for fun.

You’re sitting there jerking your little dick off furiously thinking about cock, thinking about the fact that you’ll never have pussy again and this thought is turning you on so much. And no woman will ever want your stupid little cock again after I let everyone know about your perverted little secrets. Do you even jerk off thinking about pussy anymore? What makes you cum harder, thinking about cock or pussy? All you want is cock!

You’re addicted to cock. I’ll bet your don’t even want to fuck me. I’ll bet you’d rather have me there ordering you to suck a fucking dick! You want that so badly. Being with a man is the only way you’d get someone off. You’d never get a woman off with that tiny dick.

There’s nothing left for you but cock. I own your pathetic life and there’s nothing you can do about it. And there’s nothing you can do to stop me from exposing you for the cock sucking fag that you are. This is your life. You’re willing to give up pussy just to suck another cock. You’re mine, I own your thoughts. You will be begging me to let you be my cocksucker by the end of this clip. NO one understands your mind like I do.

If you aren’t already, you will fall in love with Lindsey Leigh!

Men fall in love with me all the time. That’s what happens when you’re a hot girl. Men just fall all over themselves for you. They buy me things and make total fools of themselves for me. So today I’m going to really get inside your head and make you fall so deeply in love with me, that you’ll never think of another woman ever again. Now stare at my gorgeous pendant, don’t think about what’s happening, just watch, listen, let me take over your mind.

Focus on my pendant going back and forth as my gorgeous face seduces you in the background. Let go of your stresses, let go of your mind, let yourself go so weak and empty of all thought. I’m going to empty out your brain so I can fill it with my words, my deep mind control will take over and I will fuck your brain. Stare at my pendent, my eyes, and into my gorgeous face and you won’t even notice the words that I’m putting into your head. It’s going to feel so good, and you won’t even know what’s happening to you.

You are in such a weak state right now. You need me so badly, you need a Goddess to worship, and you need someone to show you direction in your pathetic life. You’re falling in love with me. I want you to love me. It’s ok. You want to be in love. You feel yourself getting helpless. Feel the words escape from your lips, ‘I Love You’. Yes, again, just let it go feel it, feel my words, repeat them.

I own your mind but I want to own more than that because you’re brain is really weak. I want to own your heart, I want to be the only Goddess who can break your heart into a million pieces. I want that power. I want you to love me so much that without me in your life, you have nothing to live for. Fall deeper in love…

Feel your heart begin to melt into my hands. I want it to love me so much. Say the words again, ‘I Love You’. I make your heart race. I own your soul, and every day you will fall more helplessly in love with me.

I’m sure by now you’ve gotten used to disappointing women. Has a woman actually laughed at you when you pulled it out to have sex? Did you cry? I’d like to see you cry. A tiny, insignificant dick like that has never pleased anyone. It’s just like a real penis, but smaller, it’s so cute. A little itty bitty tiny imitation of a real cock. You are inadequate in every way. You simply don’t measure up.

And you’re actually jerking off to this, but not with your whole hand. You’re just a thumb and finger guy. How does it feel having a beautiful woman know about your tiny little penis? How does it feel having me point it out to you? You’re so embarrassed, so humiliated, and you know that you will spend the rest of your life being a total disappointment.

So I thought I’d pull down my panties and show you the pussy you’ll never fuck. And even if you tried I wouldn’t even feel it. But I feel bad for you, so I’ll show you my pussy and my ass. You can dream about kissing it, licking my ass, or cleaning up a creampie out of my pussy. It’s pretty much all you’re useful for.

Jerk your little dick. I want to watch you bring yourself to the edge. Feel that orgasm build as I watch you, humiliate you, laugh at you. And just before I allow you to cum, I’m going to make you feel that sense of disappointment, the disappointment that women have felt every time you pulled down your pants. I hope I make you cry and you can jerk off with your own tears!

You’re a nasty old perv, and all you want to do is stare at my hot young ass. It’s so fucking tight and perfect. Your eyes are glued on it and it grosses me out. You would fucking worship my ass even though you know you’d never get anywhere near it. Perverted freaks like you creep me out. You drool like idiots over my ass, and pay me just to stare. You’re lucky I even let you, most girls would run away from you.

So worship it from afar, it’s the best you’ll ever get cause you’re a nasty perverted loser with no social skills who no girl would let near them. Do you see how fucking young and perfect it is? Keep staring at it as I tease you with it cause I know how stupid it makes you. Complete control over you with just my ass. I fucking get off on manipulating losers like you with my ass. I just move it back and forth and you’ll do anything for me.

You’re obsessed with my ass. You’re so fucking pathetic. I’m going to ruin your life with my ass. You’re going to be my obedient little slave, ordered around by my perfect ass. Look at it idiot, don’t you ever take your eyes off of it. Not that could if you tried, lol. Fucking perv. Burn the image of my ass into your brain. I’m so far out of your league, you’re just a dirty old pervert!

You sicken me you nasty fucking loser. Get the fuck away from me! Go lick up your drool off the floor!

Ready for your daily stroke perv? You can’t even go one day without it. You’re such an addict. You’ll do anything I say, just to stroke. So you’re going to jerk off how I say today, you’re going to amuse me. I want you to keep switching hands while you stroke. First your right hand, then your left, back and forth between hands. And I want you to switch every five strokes. This is going to be so much fun for me, and probably a little frustrating for you.

Go on loser, start stroking it for me. Keep switching and no cheating. It will feel like a new hand each time, lol. You look like such an idiot, obeying my commands. But you’re so stupid, so pathetic. Watch me as I tease you with my perfect body, driving you crazy. It’s hard to jerk off this way isn’t it? But you crave new ways to jerk your cock.

Do you think you’ll be able to cum like this? I really don’t care. All I care about is humiliating you for the jerkoff loser you are. Are you getting frustrated? But you can’t stop, you need to stroke. Keep switching hands loser. Each time ruining that motion, ruining the build up. Get into a rhythm.

Each time you get a bit closer to the edge, you lose it as you switch hands. I love fucking with your cock and your orgasms. I really don’t think you can cum like this. Can you prove me wrong?

HumiliationPOV.com welcomes My Little Princess Ellie! She is sure to charm her way into your heart, your mind and your wallet.

This clip has a deep, hypnotic echoing effect and is best listened to with headphones. Stare deeply into the spiral.

Relax your mind, don’t think. Fall deep into my trance. I will use my eyes and my body to slowly entrance you. I will use my words to put you under my spell. You will want me so badly. I will cloud your mind with thoughts of desire.

Relax and give in to me. Release all control of your brain to me. It feels so good to just let go. And deep in this trance, I will own you, completely. Ellie owns your mind. Ellie makes you weak. Ellie makes you powerless. You will willingly give over all control to me. My brainwashing techniques will render you completely helpless.

I will be the only girl you’ll ever be able to think about. I will consume your thoughts. You will be thinking about me for hours, days, weeks after you finish watching this clip. You will be lost forever in my spell. And every time you try not to think about me, it will only make you think about me more and more. The echo of my words will haunt your mind. You’ll want to listen to this clip again, just so you can hear my voice.

And now that I control that weak little mind, I will control your orgasms. You will only be able to cum when I say so. I am going to count you down out of this trance, and when I get to one, you will blow your load and that will cement this program into your brain, forever.

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You naughty little boy. You deserve a spanking. But since I can’t be there to give it to you personally, I’m going to spank my own ass, and every time I do, I want you to spank yours in the exact same way. Maybe we can both get off together spanking our own asses 😉

I want to see you spank that naughty little ass for me. We’re going to do it so many different ways. Bend your ass over your sofa and start giving yourself a nice hard spanking. I want to hear it. Make those cheeks red. Harder! Face down, ass up! Spank that ass you dirty naughty boy! And I don’t want you touching your dick either, you’re being punished.

Look at my nice juicy ass, I’ll bet you’d like to spank it. Ha, too bad, you wish loser. It’s getting nice and red, I’m really giving to myself hard, so you better be too! I want you to spank your ass until you beg me not to make you do it anymore. I wanna torture you, I wanna punish you, because we both know you deserve it.

Do you like watching me spank my ass you naughty boy? Spank it harder, over and over again! Now bend over, put your face in your pillow to muffler your screams, and really administer a punishment to yourself. Do it! I love how naughty you are. Use both hands at the same time, one on each cheek.

Maybe next time, I’ll be the naughty one and you can spank me… you never know….

Hey piglet, you’ve come to worship a beautiful superior Goddess. Do you know why? Because you are an addict. A weak little thing, addicted to beautiful superior Goddesses. And when you stumbled upon this fetish, it was all over for you. You’ve found your true place beneath me, it just all feels so right. Get on your knees before a true Goddess. You’re in your happy place when you’re down there. Your mind just starts to feel amazing, like nothing else you’ve ever felt, as you drift under my power, it’s pure bliss. And now, nothing else in your life will compare.

Stare at my perfection as it engulfs your brain. You are a fucking addict. You need me. You need a Goddess. You can’t even get off to real porn anymore. When was the last time you even tried? You’ll never go back, it doesn’t compare. You’ll never go back to the way you were. You’ll never go back to dating normal women again. Sex with them never felt this good.

I know all about you, I’m in your fucking head, you’re sitting there in disbelief wondering how I could know what’s going through your mind. You’re addicted to women so far out of your league that the only way you could get their attention is by giving them your cash. Opening up your wallet and bowing down. How does it feel obsessing over women who don’t even care that you exist? Really we don’t. Because if you stop worshiping, there are thousands more. You’re just another stupid fuck. You mean Nothing to me. But somehow that feels so good to you.

You’re addiction keeps deepening. It’s becoming your whole life, your whole miserable existence. I don’t even know who you are. Do you know how many boys are paying to watch this right now? Fool! Worship me you fucking addict. Kiss the floor. That’s your place, forever.

Look at you, drooling over my perfect Goddess ass. Getting weaker by the moment. You’re such an ass addict, you want it so bad. Keep staring, get further entranced. My ass rules your mind so much that you’ll do anything for it. And I want you to go into chastity, for my ass. I want you to be locked up by the power of my ass.

I’ll own your cock, I’ll hold your key, all because my ass owns your cock. You’re getting so weak that you have little choice in the matter. You feel compelled to do it. So let’s begin, go get your chastity device and lock that cock up while you watch this video. Just sit there and stare at my perfect ass. Soon the drool will be pouring out of your lips.

And the weaker and more vulnerable you become, the more I’m going to tease you with my ass. Soon I’ll be getting anything I want because you boys get so stupid when I lock you away. You start losing your mind. The money will be flowing out of your wallet.

But you can’t deny how good it feels being in chastity for my ass. I’m going to keep your key right in between my ass cheeks as I torture you.

Soon you won’t be able to think of anything but my ass. And I promise you it’s going to feel amazing. I can’t wait to fuck you over, lock you up for my ass and take the key.

I want you to turn around, put your legs up above your head, and get ready cum on your face. I’ve been hearing how desperate you losers are to snack on your cum. So I picked out some adorable little panties just for this clip. Because I’m going to make you eat your own cum while you stare at my ass. The only time you’re going to see my face in the entire video is when I’m giving you the finger.

So get yourself in fucking position. Make sure your ass is propped up so you have a perfect shot to your face. Then I want you jerk it for my sexy little ass in these adorable panties. Jerk it for my ass crack.

Bring yourself to the edge, I know it won’t be hard because you’re a pathetic loser who likes to cum on his face for a gorgeous girl like me. And if you are watching this clip then you are definitely a pathetic fucking loser. You are paying to be humiliated loser.

You love to jerk off and be degraded and my favorite way to degrade you is to allow you to cum on your face because that’s the only place that your jizz belongs.

Go on, cum on your face for my ass loser! And look at yourself and then thank me for treating you like this, now lick it all up.

Hello my little horny wanker. Stroking is your favorite and your only hobby. So take off all your clothes, I want you naked. And you need your credit card. You need it in order to stroke, you cannot stroke without it. Then open up my tribute page.

Now take your credit card and put it in between your ass cheeks. Hold it there. I want you to feel it there the whole time as a reminder of who you are and what you must do. Now stroke for me with your left hand, or your opposite hand.

You have three minutes to cum. I will give you a countdown, and just before you cum, you will click the button and send me a tribute. You want your orgasm? Then you will pay me for it.

Stroke it loser. You want to pay me. It’s the only use I have of you. I don’t need you, I only want your cash and that’s what turns you on. You get turned on by being used. It’s the only way you feel pleasure.

Click the button loser. Now fuck off!

I know you want to cum, and I’m going to let you. But the only way I will allow you, is if you can cum by fucking yourself in the ass! You CANNOT touch your dick through this entire clip. You may NOT cum unless you do so by vigorously fucking yourself in the ass. And I’m going to show you how. But if you fail to cum, oh well.. You don’t deserve to cum like a man, you deserve to cum like a bitch, while getting fucked!

Maybe you’ll squirt some out and it won’t even feel good. To be honest I don’t really care if you do or you don’t. The only thing I care about is that you fuck yourself hard in the ass for me. So go on loser, get your biggest fucking dildo and start following my instructions on how to fuck yourself really deep.

First I want you to sit on it and bounce on it. That’s a sure way to get it in Really deep! Then I’m going to put you down on all fours are have you fuck yourself hard and deep. Now I want you get on your back and fuck yourself like the bitch that you are! You better jam that dildo in there deep and try to make yourself cum only by fucking yourself because that’s the only way you’re gonna cum.

You fucking love this, don’t you loser. You’d probably be fucking your tight little asshole even without my instructions. Your cock is so hard, that must mean you like it.

I promise you loser, if you fuck yourself deep enough and hard enough you WILL cum without touching your cock and it will feel like no other orgasm you’ve ever experienced! You may not cum any other way ever again!

You’re addicted to ass. Go on, get your cock out, and worship my gorgeous ass. It feels so good as you admire my juicy fucking booty. You love how I shake it, it makes your cock throb. I’m feeling a little generous today so I’m going to let you stroke it, and cum, but not until I say so, because you’re just a loser for my ass.

My ass owns you. It’s so easy to turn you into my ass addicted zombie wanker. You’d leave your wife for my ass because my ass fucking controls you. I love teasing and tormenting you as I sway my ass back and forth across your screen. You grow more and more intoxicated.

Worship and adore my ass as I jiggle it in front of your face. Jerk your stupid little cock as your mind grows numb. Get down on your knees and bow down to my ass as you stroke. You belong on your knees stroking your dick to my ass as I mindfuck you.

Jerk that fucking dick loser. Let your addiction to my ass take over your brain. Let the endorphins rush through your body. My ass is too much for a pathetic little wanking retard like yourself. Get ready to cum my little butt junkies…. Once you do, you’ll be lost forever.

I am your digital goddess, the one you worship on the computer. The one that you fantasize about, obsess over, but could never meet in real life. Your life is spent at your computer obsessing over Goddesses through the internet. This is the new sex. This is your new religion. Personal contact with a woman just doesn’t happen anymore. You’ve become so addicted, so isolated, you wouldn’t even know how to act around a real woman.

So worship me the only way you know how. Get down on your knees, alone, and bow down to your computer screen. Bow down to the God you worship. Admit defeat to your new life. You’re lucky to even have this loser. It’s the only way you know how to behave anymore.

Stroke it to me as I stand here above you. Give in and become the digital slave you were born to be. No one else but me knows about your secret life, your real life, the life you live for, the life you work for.

You have no other life but this anymore loser. You don’t need real women anymore. What a sad little existence you lead. Your whole sex life is digital. This is what you’ve become, an online loser. Your sex life doesn’t actually exist, lol.

You LOVE worshiping hot young girls’ asses. You can’t stop staring at them. You’re an ass loving perv and you’re lucky that I let you worship my ass. No other girl would let a loser like you anywhere near her ass. And the only reason I allow you to do it is because you pay me. Because you know you have to pay, there’s no other way.

Stare at it, it’s just perfect isn’t it? Right there in front of your face. There’s no escape for you. You’re an obsessed loser with nothing better to do, nothing else you’d rather be doing. You’re an ass addicted pervert for hot young girls. And even though you’ll never have my ass, you still can’t stop from obsessing over it.

I own your stupid, tiny little brain. You sit there and stroke your dick to my perfect ass and you’re wrapped around my little finger. I know just how to tease you. You will give me everything I want. You will send me a tribute for all I’ve done for you, for everything I’ve shown you, for my perfect ass. I want money, and you wanna worship my ass. It’s a fucking privilege for pervs like you. No other hottie like me would let you. You’re lucky I’m a dominant, destructive female who will expose and humiliate you for everything you have and everything you are. I want your cash loser.

You love everything I do to you. I destroy your mind, I make you weak, nobody knows how to manipulate you like I do. Pay my ass, slave.