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Heartless sadist, ethical egoist, ruthless opportunist. More than just a beautiful China Doll, I believe in harnessing My exquisite feminine power to take full advantage of weak-minded men. I am here to DOMINATE, not just financially but physically, and above all else, psychologically. I turn heads and blow minds.
I learned at an early age that the majority of boys are easily [and happily] manipulated, that My superior beauty and charm can turn ordinary boys into My personal toys to play with as I please. You are nothing but a puppet to jerk around at My will, for My amusement. You too will fall under the spell of My beautiful, bratty Bitchcraft.
Get to know Me and I will show you a new side of financial domination. I'll bring out your demons -- all those fantasies and pathetic wet dreams you were too terrified and embarrassed to admit to anyone else -- and tame them for My own benefit. Leave your dignity and self-respect at My perfectly polished feet and approach Me with an open heart, open mind, and open wallet. JOIN NOW!!!
Princess Mabel
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Amai & Mabel Completely Degrade A Loser Pig
02/21/2022
Category: Brat Girls
 Princess Amai and Princess Mabel are so fucking bratty in this clip! This clip contains 4 full length clips and is 40 minutes long! The titles and descriptions are listed below.
1. Desecrating and Branding His Entire Body
Princess Mabel and I decided to completely humiliate my slave by branding him with a sharpie. How fucking degrading for him to be covered with every word that describes him for all to see. We started with his front and wrote, LOSER and PAY PIG across his chest. Then on to his back where we wrote PROPERTY OF AMAI AND MABEL. But we weren't even close to done. I intended to cover every inch of his body. We drew a pig on him, wrote CASH COW and HUMAN ATM on his shoulders. Next I wrote OINK across his stomach and made him Oink for the camera for everyone to hear. He just stood there, being completely dehumanized for everyone to see. We made him pose and turn around so everyone could see what he'd become. Then I took a small mirror and held it in front of his face so he could see our artwork, and I made him read aloud every word on his body. The more we desecrated his body the harder his cock got. His body was completely covered with degrading words. I made him repeat all of the words over and over again like a mantra as I took the camera and closely filmed every inch of his body for all to see. I might make him get tattooed like this, lol.
2. Mind Numbing Pantyhose Domination
Look at my lucky little slave boy. He Loves pantyhose feet. And today he gets to worship both of our feet in sexy pantyhose. As soon as he starts to touch and lick our softy silky pantyhose his mind goes numb. He loses himself in our legs and feet. We rub our smooth feet all over his face as he sniffs and licks every inch of our pantyhose. He's such a stupid little foot worshiping loser. He started getting so into it. He begged us for more and thanked us for our precious feet. Fucking moron. He's been so mindfucked by me. As he continued to lose his mind in our pantyhose, we started to tell him about how he is going to take us shopping next week.
3. Bratty Princesses Gag Loser With Their Strap-ons
Isn't' he lucky to be on his knees in front of two gorgeous bratty princesses sucking off our strap-ons? We did not take it easy on him! I let him start out slowly but soon was ramming his head down on Princess Mabel's strapon until he fucking gagged. Then before he could catch his breath, I had him gagging and bobbing on my strap-on, Back and forth between the two of us, we totally abused his mouth and face! He was a drooling slobbering mess. We slapped our strap-ons across his face. Made him stick out his tongue as we slapped our strapons against his tongue. And he loved every second of it. He even stopped just long enough to thank us before we began gagging him again. He's become such a strap-on sucking loser now. We also spit on him and our strapons and made him lick it off. Fucking loser! And of course we verbally abused him the whole time and we laughed in his face! In the end we took off our strap-ons and stuck them both in his mouth and left him there like that, lol.
4. Pigtailed Brats Lollipop Spit
What could be hotter than two bratty princess in pigtails with pink lollipops, spitting and drooling all over this loser? Princess Mabel and I were looking so hot tonight, all done up in pigtails. My loser ex bf was drooling over us, so we decided to drool all over him, LOL! Fucking loser is lucky he even gets to look at us. But soon his eyes would be so filled with lollipop spit, he wouldn't be able to open them! We stood over his head and started sucking our pretty pink lollipops, allowing our spit to run out of our mouths, across the lollipops and onto his stupid head! Isn't he lucky? Strand after strand came drooling out of our lips, covering his head. And I mean covered! Spit was dripping off of his ears, his nose and his chin. He was literally drenched in our lollipop spit. We were relentless with our spit, one after the other, dripping spit all over him. As a reward from time to time, I allowed him to open his mouth and drink in some of our sweet spit which he promptly thanked us for as we laughed and giggled in his face! He looked like such an idiot. He's becoming such a mindless fool. Then after he was completely covered and dripping, we took turn spitting in his face, just to further degrade him! Fucking loser! But he loved every minute of it!

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Foot Gagging And Spitting On My Pay Pig
01/07/2022
Category: Foot Domination
 Princess Mabel is so fucking mean and bratty in this clip!
This stupid fuckhead wants to pay me to spit on him again lol! He's so fucking pathetic. Paying to be spit on makes his cock so fucking hard. And while I love taking his money to spit on him, it's too easy for him, he likes it too much. So I told him that I would take his stupid cash to spit on him, but he also had to let me gag him with my feet lol! I fucking love gagging idiots with my feet, it's so fucking degrading and they look so stupid while I do it. LOL! I love the look on his face when my foot is down his throat. But I was nice, I took turns spitting on him and gagging him with my feet. Wasn't that nice of me? LOL! Watch as I fuck this loser up! I cover his face in spit and then rub it all over his face with my perfect feet while I literally laugh in his face for being so fucking stupid LOL!
I love it when he takes my foot in my mouth and gags on it while I spit in his stupid fucking face! LOL! What an idiot! He loves being fucked over financially while I degrade him over and over again. This clip is so humiliating and so degrading but it's so fucking hot! You'll love the way I verbally destroy him! I'm so fucking mean and bratty in this clip. No one knows how to mindfuck and degrade a loser like I do! You'd be lucky to be in his place. In fact, you'd beg to be in his place. Being spit on and foot gagged by me while I drain your wallet is the hottest sex you could ever hope for loser. Just hearing me laugh at him will make your cock twitch. Oink oink piggy.

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Feel My Voice Tug On Your Cock As I Melt Your Brain
12/29/2021
Category: Jerk Off Instruction
 Princess Mabel! (This is a mesmerizing audio clip.)
Hey loser. Take a deep breath in and close your eyes. I want you to fully surrender and free yourself of any thoughts that may distract you. Free yourself of any guilt or shame or inadequacies as you listen to my voice. Just relax and stroke. Let everything else melt away. Just forget about your day as you continue to stroke. I want you to focus on the feeling in your cock. Breathe in and focus on your grip, getting just a little bit tighter. Stroking slowly. Focusing on how your cock twitches in your hand and how good that sensation feels as it travels through your body and into your brain and relaxes your entire nervous system. Listen to the sound of my voice and know that my voice is doing this to you. My voice, my words are giving you this intense pleasure.
Feel the effect my voice has on your cock as your brain melts away. Open your mind to be more and more vulnerable to my influence. Feel your cock twitch each time I say the word twitch. Stroke it faster just to see how that feels. I want you to focus on your breathing and really pay attention as your breathing and your stroking increase together in unison. Stroke it just a little faster now for Princess Mabel. And as that warmth travels through your body, you can feel your body relaxing, your mind relaxing, as you fall prey to my mesmerizing voice. It feels so good, doesn't it? To let everything melt away. To forget about how inadequate you are, forget about what a loser you are.
Relax and just keep stroking. Try not to think about what a failure you are, what a chronic masturbator you are. Let it all melt away. The only thing that matters right now is the sound of my voice and the feel of your hand stroking up and down on your cock. Up. And Down. Up. And Down. Faster. Faster. Faster. All you can feel is that pleasure building as you ride the edge for me. This is sex for you. You are a programmed pump drone. You're so stupid and vulnerable when you're in this state. You will accept my mantras in your mind as you repeat them out loud...
'I am a loser for Princess Mabel. I will buy all of Princess Mabel's clips. I will send Princess Mabel money because I am nothing without Princess Mabel.' Good boy. Did that feel good? Does it feel good to admit what you are, loser? Does it feel good to accept that this is all you'll ever be good for? Relax and listen to the sound of my voice and keep stroking your life away. You get more vulnerable for me with every stroke. You get weaker and weaker and more susceptible to my influence.
Your cock and your mind are in my grip. Feel me wrapping around your brain and tugging on your cock. And feel your mind weaken as you push out all other thoughts except for your sole purpose which is to stroke for me, to get dumber for me. You can no longer think for yourself. You exist only to serve Princess Mabel, and you will jerk only for Princess Mabel as I remind you what a stupid loser you are and your one true purpose is to serve Princess Mabel and to listen to Princess Mabel, until you can't cum without Princess Mabel.
Do you want to cum for me, loser? Keep stroking. Faster and faster. And I want you to get down on your knees in front of your computer screen and beg me to cum. Look up at me on your screen and beg me. Look how stupid you are, look at yourself, on your knees, degrading yourself for me just because I told you to, you dumbass Lol! Beg even harder idiot. LOL good boy. Cum for Princess Mabel. Tell me who owns you. I do, I own you now.

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Scammed By Princess Mabel – You’re Still Right Where I Left You 5 Years Ago
09/21/2021
Category: Financial Domination
 Princess Mabel! This clip is Such a mindfuck. You're going to feel soooooo fucking stupid! This clip is a must have for you stupid fucks who are still addicted to Princess Mabel even though she hasn't made a new clip in over five years! LOL! But today you're sooooo lucky. Princess Mabel has made a brand new audio for you to jerk to! Along with a compilation of videos she made over five years ago! You still jerk to her, don't you loser? That's so sad. This new audio will fuck you up and make your Princess Mabel addiction even worse than it already is LOL!
Hey loser, I know you still jerk off to me. Do you know why that's so fucked up? Because I haven't made a new clip in over five years! And I know you know this, I know you know the exact amount of time it's been since my last clip because you're still soooo obsessed with me. You still check my store hoping to see a new one. You're so obsessed that you still check my Twitter regularly to see if I've made a post lol. You're just hanging on for a new picture, a new video, a new audio, anything at all to fuel your obsession with me.
My clips fucked you up so, so much, that five years later, you're still obsessing over me. I really fucked you up! LOL! And you still want to pay me. Or at least the younger version of me. The version of me that you still jerk off to. I stopped making clips over five years ago, I've completely left the femdom world. I don't even think about it any more. But you, you never left. You never stopped. Your life is exactly the same as it was five years ago. Can you believe it's been that long and you're Still obsessing over me? Not much has changed for you has it? That's so pathetic. You still spend hours jerking and obsessing over me. You're stuck, stuck in time, longing for something that doesn't exist any more. You're longing for a fantasy of me that only exists in your head. I don't even know who you are. All I know is that I fucked you up years ago and you're still conditioned to be a loser pay pig for me.
And here you are, still jerking to the younger version of me, the me that you're still obsessed with. And you get to hear my voice in this new audio, aren't you just so lucky? I know how badly you've wanted to hear my voice. Jerk to me five years ago idiot lol! Jerk that cock to me and pay Princess Mabel. You can still see Princess Mabel whenever you want, I know you still have my videos. And you can still pay Princess Mabel. Keep paying Princess Mabel, she never gets older online lol. You must feel so fucking stupid. But it is still me, I still get your money. Aren't you just so lucky that you still get to pay me? LOL!
Jerk to me, jerk to Princess Mabel. And pay Princess Mabel. Jerk and pay, jerk and pay. Because that is all that you're good for. I want you addicted and mindfucked and paying Princess Mabel for the rest of your life. You're never going to get over me loser. I have you wrapped around my little finger. I have you under my spell for the rest of your entire life. You cannot escape what I've done to your brain. You're so mindfucked that you never, ever want to get out of this trance. This is the only thing that gives you meaning. And you're just going to keep jerking and paying and jerking and paying. You're going to keep paying, even if I ignore you LOL! You're not going to get anything from me, but that won't stop you, you're just going to keep jerking and paying, jerking and paying, because I have you addicted and mindfucked forever. And now I've given you something new to continue to fuel your addiction to me. So go on, jerk to my voice, jerk to clips of me from over five years ago. Jerk and pay, jerk and pay, you little mindfucked loser.
Are you going to cum to the version of me from five years ago? Of course you are. Tell me what a fucking loser you are. Go on, say it, 'I'm a loser for Princess Mabel.' 'I'm addicted to Princess Mabel and I can't stop myself.' LOL! You fucking idiot!

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Sadistic Psychoanalyst Uses Your High Heel Obsession Against You
08/26/2021
Category: Foot Domination
 Princess Mabel uses some amazing psychological techniques in this clip to help you with your 'problem'. She uses slow motion imagery combined with a mesmerizing echoing audio technique that will help 'cure' you of your little obsession. These techniques can be quite powerful when experienced properly with a trained psychoanalyst.
So what brings you in today? I see, so you have a high heel fetish. You're obsessed with high heels and they're the only thing that turns you on. I see. You don't care about the normal things guys like about girls like their tits or asses, when you see a girl all you can focus on is her high heels. You even like looking at them when they're not on a woman, don't you? Yes, I can see this runs pretty deep. And you don't just like looking at them, do you? You want to lick them and kiss them. Do you like the kind of heels that I'm wearing right now?
I see, you do. So you might have a bit of a problem, but don't worry, it's very common and I can definitely help you with that. You see foot fetishists are normal. It's quite normal to be drawn only to feet or high heels. High heels are quite sexy, aren't they? And mine are very sexy, aren't they? Yes, so let's try a little test here to see how drawn you are to my high heels. I need to see you in action. So I want you to do to my heels what you always crave to do when you see a sexy pair of high heels. This is just for me to see where you're at and how obsessed you actually are with shoes. So go on, give my shoes a little kiss. Maybe you want to lick the soles a little bit?
Go ahead, lick them clean. How does that feel? How do they taste? So good, huh? You definitely have a bad heel obsession. You really enjoy licking my soles. What else do you like? Do you like sucking on the heel? Go on and do that for me on my heels. Do you like a nice long stiletto heel to rub your tongue along and suck? Go on, show me what you like to do to stilettos like these. Hmmm you really are desperate for shoes, I can see how much you're enjoying this.
You definitely are a shoe addict. You love shoes and you need them to get off, don't you? I can see it in your eyes, you're so desperate and horny for my stilettos. So, so desperate. And I can tell that you've never been so aroused in your life as you are right now for my stilettos. Am I wrong? Watching me move my heels around is mesmerizing to you, isn't it? I understand men like you, this is quite a common problem I see in my patients. But don't worry, as long as you can admit that you're addicted to shoes, you're well on your way to solving your problem. As long as you keep seeing me for your weekly sessions, there's nothing to worry about. I'll have you cured in no time lol.
You just need to come here each week and get down on your hands and knees and admit that you are a full blown shoe addict. You'll be so much happier once you're not in denial about your high heel addiction. I'm going to help you embrace your addiction so you can live a more fulfilled life living as a foot slave, unashamed and in your place. Acceptance is the key to your recovery.

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Homewrecking Porn Addicts
07/14/2021
Category: femdom pov
 Princess Mabel
You love watching porn on your computer and jerking off in bed while your wife is asleep next to you, don't you? You fucking sick pervert. You open up your hidden directories and you just jerk away while she's sleeping and you're right next to her. How does she not know? It's so pathetic how addicted you are to jerking off to me and all kinds of porn. I know you're obsessed with both me and porn. And I know you're sitting there right now, just anticipating my jerkoff instructions. You'll do anything I tell you to. Well today we're going to do something a bit reckless. I know it's getting boring just jerking off next to your wife. You don't feel the rush like you used to.
So I want you to get some handcuffs and cuff yourself to the bed post. You can lock up your non jerking hand lol! You know you want to, this sounds so hot, and you know you can't resist me when I coax you into doing fucked up risky things for me. Now, with your free hand I want you to start stroking. Good boy. Keep your eyes on the screen and jerk it faster for me. How does your wife not wake up with you jerking your dick furiously right next to her? Doesn't she know about your porn addiction and compulsive masturbation? Does she have any idea what a pervert you are?
What would she do if she knew? What would she do if she woke up and saw you cuffed to the bed jerking off to me and porn on your computer screen? I'm sure if she woke up that you'd be fucked. How would you explain that to her? You'd have to admit to everything. You'd have to tell her who I am and just how addicted to me you are that you couldn't help yourself when I instructed you to do this. Keep jerking it, jerk it faster. I know this is such a rush. You love listening to me instruct you how to jerk when you're right next to your wife. I know your wife doesn't get you hard any more, not like I do. You probably have to think about me in order to get hard to have sex with your wife lol! You can't even fuck your wife without thinking about me any more, can you? I'm sure the sex is so much more exciting when you have my image in your head when you're fucking her lol. She doesn't get you off any more, not like I do. I know all of your secrets and your wife doesn't know any of them.
Do you wanna cum for me right next to your wife? Shhh, careful now, you don't want to wake her, now do you? Jerk it faster for me while I count you down. 3, 2, 1... cum you pathetic loser! LOL! Oh look, your wife's awake now. 'Hiiii'. (Princess Mabel talks to your wife, knowing she can see and hear her now.) LOL! You're fucked now lol! I don't think she wants to be with a loser like you. I think she deserves better. She doesn't deserve to be with a loser who cuffs himself to the bed and jerks off to me. Do you understand that, loser? Was that worth it to you? I love seeing your scared stupid little face. I hope it was worth it for you. Your wife's going to leave you now that she knows what a complete loser you are LOL! (Princess Mabel speaks in Mandarin for a minute towards the end.)

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Princess Mabel’s Stupid Spit Covered Human ATM
06/21/2021
Category: Financial Domination
 Princess Mabel!
It was Princess Mabel's birthday so this lucky loser took Princess Mabel shopping, on his laptop, lol. Even though it was her birthday, my slave got lots of presents. He got to have Princess Mabel straddle him, spit on him, and drain his bank account, lol. Isn't he lucky? She climbed on top of him and logged into his Amazon account and began shopping. And each time she bought something, she spit in his face to show her contempt for him, he's just a stupid pay pig.
She drenched his face in spit as she racked up a $2,800 bill on his account. She bought shoes, lingerie, pocketbooks… as she shopped, he begged her to buy more as she reminded him how lucky he was to be spit on and wallet drained. So many other losers would love to be in his place.
Then she bought some sexy outfits to make him even weaker for her. The more she spent, the more she spit on him, the hornier he got. And then his brain shut down and he begged uncontrollably for her to buy more. She told him to open his mouth and she dripped spit into his mouth and made him swallow it. He thanked her and admitted hovw much this was turning him on. So she took full advantage and bought even more things! What a great birthday this was turning out to be for her.
He was her personal spittoon and atm and he loved every second of it. And Princess Mabel got to sit there, and shop, and ignore him and spit on him and spend all of his money, lol. She loves maxing out his credit cards.
He was so horny by now and begged to touch his cock but Princess Mabel wouldn't let him, lol. She was just going to spend all his money and then leave him there, hard and horny, covered in spit with an empty wallet! He's just a stupid human atm, he doesn't need to think, he just needs to hand over his wallet, that's all he's good for. What a good little pay piggy. When she showed him the total at the end he almost shot his load in his pants without even touching his cock! LOL!

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Princess Mabel’s High Heel Licking Pay Pig Cuck
05/17/2021
Category: Foot Domination
 Princess Mabel is sooooo mean and bratty in this clip!
I'm getting ready to go out on a date tonight and I look so fucking hot. My slave is drooling over my body in this outfit and my sexy red heels. I put my perfect ass in his face and remind him that he'll never get near an ass as perfect as mine is. The best he can hope for is to pay to lick my heels and make sure they're nice and shiny for my date. And he knows he's lucky I even let him do that. So he gratefully hands over his cash to me before he begins licking my sexy red high heels.
I make him lick every inch of them, including the dirty soles. I want them nice and clean for my hot date. He's such an eager little heel licker lol. And as he licks my heels I laugh at him and administer some severe verbal abuse to condition his brain over and over again, to remind him just what he is to me. A shoe cleaning cuck pig. I'm so mean and bratty in this clip! LOL!
My perfect ass is so close to his face but all he gets to do is suck on my heel. I make him deep throat each of my heels as I laugh in his stupid face. He's such a pathetic inferior little fuck lol. Look at how pathetic he is, licking my heels on camera for everyone to see. I love x-posing my stupid cuck shoe licking pigs. And he knows he better do a good job or I'll discard him lol. He serves no other purpose than to be a good little shoe licker for me.
And the stupid fuck thanked me for this opportunity lol! I love using and degrading stupid cuck pigs. I mean I absolutely fucking love it. To see a 'man' down on his knees, paying to lick my heels while he looks up at what he'll never have. He's not a real man, he's just my foot slave. He's so pathetic that he's willing to do this just for a tiny bit of my attention. I would never date a loser like him. I date real men with real cocks, not foot licking cucks. He's just a thing, a thing I keep around to use whenever I need my shoes shined. When I'm finally satisfied that my heels are nice and shiny, I walk out the door to my date, leaving him there to wallow in his own shame, all alone like he fucking deserves.

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You’re My Little Spit Loser, Controlled By The Saliva In My Mouth
03/15/2021
Category: Jerk Off Instruction
 Princess Mabel
I know you love being degraded and spat on, it gets your cock twitching so hard. You'd love to use my spit as lube, wouldn't that be your fucking dream? We're going to play a little game today. A little spit/masturbation instruction/tease and denial game. You are going to get to watch my spit, drool from my lips in strands. I know how fucking sexy it looks. And when I am spitting, you get to jerk. When the spit stops flowing from my gorgeous lips, you have to stop jerking. Doesn't that sound hot, loser?
So take your cock out and start stroking. Stroke as you watch glimmering strands of spit running down my cheek and chin and onto the floor. And maybe if you're lucky I'll let you lick it all up when I'm done. Now the spit has stopped so let go of your cock. Haha is it twitching? Isn't this so fucking hot? Go ahead, jerk again as I spit. It's so sexy to watch the spit come out of my mouth. You can't take your eyes off of me. You love jerking while you watch me spit on your pathetic existence.
You're rock hard, twitching and pulsing just from my spit. But you better not touch it unless you see my spit. You're my little spit loser, controlled by the saliva in my mouth. And I want you to thank me for allowing you to jerk off to my spit. I'm going to tease and deny that stupid cock of yours with my spit. You'll be twitching and begging for more of my spit. Nothing else makes you this turned on. You live for my fucking spit, pathetic!
Now beg for my spit, beg to jerk, degrade yourself completely for me. If you beg hard enough, I just might spit long enough to allow you to cum....

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Stupid Chronic Masturbating Virgin Loser
02/09/2021
Category: Small Penis Humiliation
 Princess Mabel
I know your secret. I've figure you out. Now I know why you get so weird and awkward when the subject of sex comes up. Now I know why you hang on to my every word and follow me around like a lovesick little loser. You are a virgin. You are the oldest virgin I have ever met. I didn't even know it was possible for a man your age to still be a virgin. You couldn't get a woman to touch you no matter how hard you tried. And I know you've tried lol. You've probably never even had your dick sucked. You're just so disgusting and repulsive to women. I'll bet you've never even kissed a girl, have you? How pathetic.
And we both know that you're not getting any pussy any time soon because all you do is sit and home and buy clips of hot girls who would never talk to you in real life. Isn't that right loser? You're never going to get laid because you're a chronic masturbator. You stroke your little cock all day. You're not addicted to me, you are addicted to the palm of your hand. You can't stop touching that worthless little thing in between your legs, that's never going to be of any use to anyone.
Do you know what the worst thing is to a woman? It's an inexperienced virgin. Because you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Do you know how to please a woman loser? Have you ever even been near a pussy in real life? I know you watch a lot of porn, have you learned anything from all that porn you've watched? Probably not lol. It's probably better if you just stay at home and jerk your little cock all day. That's all you're ever going to be good for. No one wants to touch your pathetic little cock other than you. You are destined to be a virgin for your whole entire life. You are just a sad little loser who's incapable of getting laid. You might as well just keep yourself in chastity. You should probably just stop jerking all together and just lock that little cock away. It's never going to be of any use. You're going to be a sad virgin loser forever.
All little virgins are good for are teasing and humiliating and draining their bank accounts. Isn't that right? You know you'd never get the attention of a hot girl in real life or even online without paying for it. And you pay for this type of porn, this humiliation porn, and do you know why? I mean why do you spend your money here instead of paying for a real girl to fuck you? It's because this is the only thing that gets that little cock hard. Even if you paid an escort, you still couldn't get laid because you couldn't even get your cock hard for her. You'll never get pussy, ever. The only pussy you'll ever get is on your screen. You're never going to get laid. You may as well give up. Virgin humiliation has fucked you up so bad that this is the only way you can get off now. You don't even try anymore, and why would you when this feels better than sex to you. You're just a sad, stupid little virgin who will spend the rest of his life jerking off alone in his room.

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