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Miss Tiffany!


Are you stroking already? Gross.. I know you started as soon as you saw the preview, you started pumping away and you knew you would give in. It really doesn't take much. I know you think that it's my words, or my perfect body that makes you stupid, but no, you're just a stupid, horny, easy to manipulate gooner. You're such a dumbass goontard for me that as soon as you see me you just start stroking automatically. Your stupid dumb femdom addicted brain has been completely rewired. I'm like barely even doing anything, just sitting here in a bikini talking trash to you and you're over there pumping away like some jerkoff reject who has no self control.


You're getting dumber and dumber with each fucking pump. With each fucking stroke, you get weaker for me, don't you gooner? 'Yes I'm so dumb'. Idiot. You pump for me for hours every single fucking day. You love getting weaker and dumber for me. And you don't care, you love it. You love getting worse for me. Fuck you just love being a hand humping chronic masturbator. You love being a fucking gooner for me. You would do this if it took every last brain cell from that tiny ass beta brain of yours. And you would do it, because when you stroke for me, it feels better than anything else.


And you know with every video of mine that you watch, when you see me talking directly to you my little goontard, it makes you twitch and throb like nothing else can. Being acknowledged by me is Everything to a little fucking loser like you. And you're willing to stroke away every last brain cell for it. You aspire to become one with your cock. You just wanna stroke to your Goddess over and over until all brain function stops and all your stupid brain can think is pump, pump, pump. I control that weak goontard brain, I tell it what to think and what to do and you are fucking helpless.


So pump away and lose those beta bitch brain cells one stroke at a time. And it's so worth it for Goddess. You're becoming my little goon drone. Go on, pump your life away. Over and over again. You probably don't even have that many brain cells left to lose. You've been stroking to my clips for years, you're probably pretty stupid by now. But you can't stop yourself even though you know it's destroying you. You want more porn, more Miss Tiffany to jerk to. You need it. You need to goon to me in every outfit, every pair of heels. You just need to goon more and you love hearing me say that, you stupid little goontard.


I've tried warning you what this would do to you, but you never listen, do you? You just wanna stroke, don't you? You just wanna buy me more outfits to stroke to. You're so fucking obsessed. Because you know spoiling me is the only way to get me to acknowledge you. Because you're a fucking loser, a gooner fucking loser who can't stop jerking to me. And you fucking love it, don't you? You just want to goon until your brain actually turns to mush. Do it. Goon to me until your brains are scrambled, until there's nothing left of you.


The more you jerk for me, the dumber you get, until you become a completely brainless jerktard. You're so fucking pathetic. You've jerked away every last bit of resistance and now you're just a gooner, a goontard for me. Now I want you to listen to this over and over and over again until you're completely broken.


Miss Tiffany!


Well look who it is.. the socially awkward freak. I'll bet you stink right now from sweat and the fact that you've been holed up in that room for so long. Pathetic. This is what you do with your 'alone' time, watching online porn goddesses who want nothing to do with you. And whether you're online or out in public, you're still a big fucking loser, aren't you? A socially awkward freak who has no idea how to interact with women. And well of course you have a chance with us goddesses, and that's because you pay for our time and attention. But other women, women in the real world, they don't fucking talk to you, let alone acknowledge you, do they? No, they fucking don't!


Because you're a fucking nerd, you're a fucking loser. And I want you to know that even now I'm not talking to you, I'm talking about you. There's never going to be any kind of connection between you and I. You're just too fucking socially inept for that. Even if you tried to talk to me you'd probably just stutter and come across as a complete idiot. I'll bet no one even notices you! You are nothing. You are one of those creeps that no one wants to speak to. You're the kind of guy that women literally cross the street so they don't have to even walk by you. Ewwww! We can spot socially awkward freaks like you from a mile away.


People just stay away from you, don't they? You must be so lonely. No wonder you lock yourself in your room and jerk your life away. You have nothing and no one else. Women have this natural instinct that keeps them away from fucking losers, fucking creeps like you. And you've always been a socially awkward freak, haven't you? And now you don't even try because you know that there's no point, you just come home from work and resign yourself to a life of self hate pumping night after night. Hate jerk for me, idiot. Hate jerk while you think about all the women who deny you, even the goddesses online. It's just our natural instinct to avoid creeps like you. A fucking loser..


You're less than a fucking beta. At least betas have a place, they know they're here to serve goddesses like me. But you, I'd want nothing to do with you no matter how much you were willing to pay. I'd be so creeped out by you, you'd make me feel so uncomfortable that there's no amount of money you could pay for me to even let you near my feet. Thinking about being in the same room as you makes me sick. You're one of those guys that even if you were rich you couldn't land a girl. No one cares about you. No one wants you. No one needs you. Go on, hate jerk to that, freak. Hate jerk while I verbally destroy you and make you hate yourself even more.


Just knowing that right now you're over there in your room staring at me, jerking to me, creeps me the fuck out! It's fucking disgusting! You're probably so disgusting from jerking off and spooging for hours. I'll bet you can hardly wash the stench off for work. You must reek to everyone at your place of work, reek of being a lonely little degenerate masturbator. You deserve nothing. You are nothing. If you disappeared no one would fucking care. In fact, people would probably be grateful they'd never have to be in your presence ever again. You probably don't even have friends. No one wants to hang out around a socially awkward loser like you.


You're disgusting. I can't stand you. I can't bear to let my mind wander to the fact that you're jerking off to me right now. The only value you could have to me is if you paid me to just ignore you. And you're such a degenerate freak that would probably turn you on. Fuck off you fucking loser. I've wasted more than enough time on you. You should feel so fucking grateful I took the time to degrade you like this.


Miss Tiffany!


You fucking little faggot! But you know it's even worse than that, cause at least if you were a faggot you'd be out there sucking cock. But what are you doing? You're back, online, just fucking being a fucking closet fag! How pathetic is that? You're just watching all these videos of guys with their big cocks and you get so fucking horny for them and you want to suck their cock but do you do anything about it? No! Because you're a stupid, closeted, scared little bitch. You watch strap-on porn and bbc porn with big cocks like this that you claim online that you would love to suck, but you never fucking do it! You're So fucking pathetic.


You are a stupid little fucking closet faggot. That's all you are, a fucking loser closet faggot. You've been lusting after my cock and all the cocks you see in porn for a Long fucking time. I mean like do it already, stop spending your life alone in your room jerking off to cocks pretending to be a faggot. I know that even right now you're barely paying attention to me as you jerk to the cock on the screen or the large bbc in my hand. My huge tits are right there in your face and you're just jerking to cock. See you are a faggot, just give in to cock. You really do have a fucking problem.


You have done absolutely nothing to get the cock that you want so bad. You just stay in every night jerking off to encouraged gay videos online. So I'm going to indulge you and let you do what you do best, jerk to cocks online, but just to show you how fucking gay you are, I'm going to make you eat your own load since you won't eat a real man's load because you're such a pathetic closeted faggot. You won't eat a real man's load, you're going to eat a beta bitch load. So stroke that cock, faggot. Stroke to cock, loser. You could have been out there right now being a little slut for me, on your fucking knees taking cock, but what are you doing? Jerking off at home alone.


You need to be trained, conditioned. I want you to beg to suck my cock just like you would do with a real man. Beg to suck it. I want you to earn your fucking cock. You need to know that you can't be in the fucking closet anymore, you can't hide it anymore. You need to go out and be a good little fucking faggot for me. I already have a ton of faggots who suck cock for me regularly. Don't you wanna be one of them? I know you do, so you're gonna suck my cock and you're going to love it, you're going to love every inch of it down your throat, faggot. Keep jerking that cock while you imagine being one of my faggots and sucking a real cock for me. Do you think you could really suck a real cock like you've fantasized about and jerked off to so many times already?


It should be so easy for you to suck cock especially because you've jerked off to it so fucking much. I want you to promise me and yourself that you're going to be a good cock sucking faggot for me. Does your little fucking closeted cock twitch when you think about sucking cock for me? Do you think you can be so fucking slutty for me? Good because I want you to be a desperate fucking cock whore. Now I want you to get to the edge because you're going to eat your cum to show me what a good faggot you are and how you're not just going to be an online closet faggot. Jerk it and beg to suck cock, faggot. You are a loser cum hungry faggot. I'm going to turn you into a cum pumping machine. Now get ready to cum and lick it all up like the faggot that you are.


Get in the loser position, that's right, legs over your fucking head you little closet faggot and cum, cum, cum in your face, cum in your mouth. Lick up every fucking drop and swallow it all, faggot. You're such a good little cum eating faggot.


Miss Tiffany!


Hey there faggot, let me guess, you saw the preview and you got fucking triggered. How did I know? Oh yea, because that's what always fucking happens to you. Pathetic. All these videos I make with big cocks talking about how much I love my cock sluts have turned you into a full blown fucking cock whore. These videos, they have your head fucking spinning, don't they? You're all kinds of fucked up when it comes to me making you suck cock. Although I'm not really 'making' you do anything, am I? No, you fucking want this. You're so fucking hungry for cock, aren't you? You are my little faggot and I think you love that.


I want you to admit what a big fucking cock whore you are for me. I mean you're a cock faggot in general but when I get on your screen and tell you to suck cock, your free will goes out the window and now you fucking have to. Like tonight. That's right. I want you to go find a huge cock and I want that slutty throat of yours filled. Tonight. For me. Don't be selfish, suck it for me, idiot. I want you repeat after me, 'I'm a little cock slut for Miss Tiffany.' THat's going to be your mantra for tonight. I want you to go and suck and swallow all night to the point that you lose track of how many loads you've taken down that slutty little throat of yours.


And all of this started how? Just from a little video from me? Face it, it would never be that easy to fucking trigger you if you didn't already want it. If you didn't want every inch of that huge cock pumping in and out of your throat until it drops a huge load down your cock loving throat. You're going to be begging for it, faggot. You're going to be a good fucking faggot for me tonight, aren't you? You need it, you need alpha cock in your mouth. And not tomorrow, but tonight. You need it. Say it, 'I'm a little cock slut for Miss Tiffany'.


And not only do I want you out there tonight, but not just tonight. A dirty little faggot like you is gonna need more than just one night of cock. I want you to go out every night and suck cock for me. And when you're down on your knees in front of those huge cocks, I want you to remember all of the things that I've implanted in your brain. Think of how conditioned you've become from my videos. Remember that I've programmed you to be my cock sucking faggot.


Think about my words in your head while you're getting throat fucked. Think about how much you want this. How much you deserve this. Does that trigger you, faggot? You're so fucking lucky that I do this for you. I mean you've always wanted this, but it wasn't until I completely broke you down and made you realize what you truly needed, that you were actually able to go out and suck a real cock. I took you from a jerktard loser for encouraged bi videos, to an actual cock sucking faggot. And now look at you? How many cocks have you sucked for me already? How many more are you going to suck for me?


I want you out all night and you can't come home until you're completely filled with alpha cum. You're going to feel so fucking degraded but you're going to love every fucking second of it. Because you crave this. You crave cock, faggot. And when you come back, I'm just going to be here to trigger you again and again.


Miss Tiffany!


You are so fucking pathetic, do you know that? You are so fucking desperate for my attention. You will do fucking anything to get me to notice you. But not even really you, but just to notice your fucking username. This stupid name or assortment of characters that you came up with when you were fucked up and horny. God that's so pathetic. But you are desperate for me to notice it. You use it when you send me tributes, when you retweet my posts, when you buy my clips, when you send me emails. You use it over and over again just so that I'll know that it's you. But to me, well, I have no idea who you are. You're just some dumb username and yet you somehow think that I'm noticing 'you'.


You're just some nasty, gross, pathetic fuck hiding behind your username. Thank god I don't know who you are or what you look like. I'd probably be so grossed out. You think I notice you but the truth is that if I walked right by you I'd have no idea who you are. And you actually think I notice you by noticing your username. Don't you get it, loser? You mean nothing to me. Nothing more than characters and numbers and money.


But I get it. It's who you are online. And you're so grateful for any fucking attention. It makes you feel so fucking special. Do you have any idea how pathetic that is? You're so fucking dumb. All you care about is being acknowledged in some way by a hot chick. You like my posts, you leave comments, you let me know how pathetic you are for me. Like yea, I know you're pathetic. Do you think I care? Do you know how many different usernames contact me or leave comments for me every single fucking day? Do you really think you stand out? Even if I bother to respond or like a post you left, it's only for my benefit. I don't give a fuck about you.


But it shows me how desperate you are. Constantly clamoring for my attention. I'll bet your cock is rock hard and you're jerking it every single fucking time you're begging for me to notice you. But do you know what would make this better for me, and for you? Since I don't know you from your username, maybe you should tell me more about you. Like your first name. That's a start. Then maybe where you live? Doesn't that make it a little bit better. Now I know a little something about you. You're almost becoming a person to me. And more information would actually make it more interesting.


What? Are you scared of me knowing who the fuck you are? Tell me more. Last name. You know I keep files on every last one of you. I'm going to store this new information with your username. I wonder what I could find on google with your full name, address and username. Maybe you've used it other places? Maybe I can find your email. You see I have so many losers like you who worship me, wouldn't you like it if you stood out? Now I'll know more about you, you won't just be a collection of letters and numbers. And if you end up sending me a little bit too much information, you might get yourself into trouble.


I think things would get a lot more interesting if you do what I told you to do. Stop hiding behind your username. I wanna associate your username with your real name. Let's make this more personal. I look forward to knowing exactly who you are, user whateverthefuck. Send it over. Take the next step. Get noticed. I mean what's the worst that could happen?


Miss Tiffany!


Ok, let's do this, give me your grndr login. Listen, I know how desperate you are for cock, but you're a little too shy and nervous. And the technology today, well like you're not on dating sites like everyone else is. So I know you need help with this and well, I'm going to do it for you. So I want you to give me your real username and login to your grndr account, or I can just create one for you. And I'm going to have to start from scratch. So let's go to 'setting up a new account'. Like I'm just going to take over, like me having this on my computer makes way more sense than you having any control over it. So I am going to make it easier for you, and make sure you get a lot of attention on here, but I am going to need some things from you...


You see there are lots of different types of guys, and cocks on here, and I want you to get the right matches for what you need. So like I'm gonna need some photos. Something that shows how desperate you are for cock, maybe for some of you that might even include your feminine side. By the time I'm done with your profile, you'll be having big, thick alpha cock in no time, just trust me. Next we're going to need a really good title for your ad. It should be something that stands out and says exactly who you are and what you want. Maybe something like, 'Submissive Faggot Desperate To Suck Off Hung Alpha Stud, No Reciprocation Necessary'. Yes, maybe something along those lines, don't worry, we'll work to perfect it just for you.


And since I know you so well I'll work on your description too. I know what you want. I know you want to be a dirty little cock slut for big anonymous alpha cock and I'll be sure and let everyone know in your description. You're going to be thanking me for doing this for you. By the time I'm done you'll be getting lots of responses. Way more than if you had done this yourself. I mean I know you wear lingerie and that's kinda hot and they're gonna wanna know that kind of stuff. Now, do you want me to tell them that you'll go to their place or do you want to invite them over to yours? This is so much fun! Once I actually get you some dates you're going to be so grateful. It's going to be so much better than jerking off at home alone thinking about cock. I mean you'll actually have a real cock in your mouth as you jerk off instead of a dildo. Won't that be hot?


Oh yea, and the type of guy, what are you looking for. A complete fucking hung alpha stud. I mean we need to be very clear on what you're looking for. You want a bull. Someone that knows how to talk down to someone like you. I know exactly what you need. And if I'm going to take the time to do this for you, I'm going to need you to not only follow through, but really put out. And I mean it will be hard to resist when you see these real huge cocks in your area that you could get to in just a few minutes. Picture getting a response from a guy nearby with the biggest cock you've ever seen. It will be so hard to resist.


And if you want, after I post it, I'll look through your responses and respond to the best ones for you. Like I'll completely set it all up, like even your dates. All you'll need to do is show up and suck and swallow like the faggot that you are. Then you won't have to jerkoff at home along to encouraged gay clips anymore. But I need you to promise me that you're going to follow through if I'm going to take my time and do all of this work for you. You can't back out, this is your chance to turn your fantasies into reality. I can having you sucking a real cock by tonight if you want. So look out for my emails and we can pick out the cock that's just right for you.


So faggot, I can do this for you, all you need to do is contact me and send me your login info and some pictures and we can begin.


Miss Tiffany!


So maybe you don't realize this, but you are in a parasocial relationship with me. Well with my ass to be more specific. You see a parasocial relationship is where one person, you, whoever you are, is completely obsessed with someone, in this case me or my ass, and I have no idea that you exist. It's a completely one sided relationship where you believe we have some kind of relationship, but that it exists only in your mind. You've created this relationship and I have no idea who the fuck you are. Like you think I know you, that we connect. You've created this fantasy in your mind, and the truth is, you've lost touch with reality. You've become so immersed in this world with me that you think you matter, or that I care, but honestly, I have no idea who you are and I truly don't care.


And it's been this way for quite some time, hasn't it? You worship and adore me and I don't even know that you exist. Nor do I care. All I have to is show you my ass and you are a drooling mess. And it only keeps getting worse for you. You get more and more obsessed with me and my ass and you listen to my clips thinking I'm actually talking to you. You're over there with your hand on your cock, jerking to my ass, hanging on my every word. And you obsess over my ass, not just when you're watching my videos, but it is now embedded to deep into your subconscious, that you think about it during the day. You have a relationship with my ass and it doesn't even know you exist. My ass exists simply to put you in this position.


You're in a one sided relationship with my ass and do you think my ass even cares? It could be you or anyone else. It doesn't care, I don't care at all. I'm just here to manipulate you, another nameless, faceless, idiot ass worshiping fool that I control. You see you need my ass, my ass doesn't need you. I mean look at it, my ass can have whatever or whoever it wants. You've done all the work here, all the sacrificing, and I've done nothing to show you that I know who are at all. You spend all of your money on my ass and it's not because I've told you to, it's because you need to. And my ass couldn't give a fuck.


You are literally stuck in a one sided relationship. You're a loser for my ass stuck in a one sided relationship. And all you can do right now is stare at me and jerkoff because you're fucking obsessed. And even now that I'm shoving it in your face that you're trapped in a one sided relationship and I don't even know who you are, it's won't stop you from continuing it. You need this. In fact, it turns you on even more now that you know how completely humiliating this is. You're still going to watch my clips, you're still going to spend money on my ass, and you're still going to spend your entire night stroking to my ass. You're gotten so fucking pathetic for it!


You need my ass, it gives you something to live for. You're even grateful you're getting this much attention right now, it makes you feel like it's all been worth it. You were always going to be a sucker for my ass. And now that you know the truth, you're even more of a sucker. But you need to worship this ass and I know that you think about me even when you're not watching my videos. You're so fucking lost. It's so fucking one sided and desperate and pathetic. You must feel so fucking stupid! My ass doesn't know that you exist. I'm literally talking to a group of your kind. Not you! But you're taking it so fucking personal. You moron! My ass doesn't give a fuck that you exist, and neither do I.


Miss Tiffany!


Hey there loser, do you like my sexy boots, my sexy dress with my huge tits just there for you to drool over? Well I'm willing to bet that you stayed in tonight just to jerk to me looking like this. You're at home, all alone with the palm of your hand wrapped around your cock, just like you always are. You have no one, you are just a sad, lonely little chronic masturbator. No girlfriend, no wife, just porn and me on your screen. You're that much of a fucking loser.


You've set yourself up in your goon cave where no one is going to bother you. You set up this time just to fucking jerk off. Just to hump your own hand. And you do this ritual every fucking night, don't you? You never accomplish anything because you spend every night just jerking your brains out. You waste your fucking life with your cock in the palm of your hand. Normal men go out and date and have sex and actually look for pussy. But you don't want pussy, not real pussy, you just want hot girls on your screen so you can jerk to them. Hand sex is just sex for you now.


You're only concern is what video should I watch next. 'Oh maybe I'll binge so maybe some Goddess who doesn't give a fuck about me will notice my user name.' You fucking moron! You're so fucking dumb and pathetic. The fact that you jerkoff so much must mean that you have some kind of mental disorder. And it's gotten worse and worse the older you get. All you have is your hand. You're addicted to jerking off. You're defective. You're fucked in the head. You're broken. You have a problem. Admit it say, 'I have a problem.' You're are so fucking addicted to jerking off that women have become less important to you.


All you wanna do is stroke. All you wanna do is spend money on online brats. You're going broke jerking off to femdom porn. You are literally ruining yourself. You don't date, you just build these parasocial relationships online. Those are your only relationships. You're pathetic. You're a fucking loser. All alone with your hand over and over and over again. It's pathetic. And the more I make fun of you for how pathetic you are, the more you jerk. Fucking nothing stops you. You'll jerk to anything a hot girl says just for a bit of attention. Just keep humping your hand, idiot. Just keep wasting your life away. I know you're humping your hand right now, you fucking loser!


You disgust me. And you know that humping your hand every single night is pathetic. You know you're a hand humping loser. Your hand is on your dick right now, isn't it freak? Of course it is, where else would it be? You're all alone, your hand isn't touching a woman, it's not texting someone for a date, no, it's where it belongs, right on your cock, jerking yourself mindless again and again. You don't need real relationship, this is all you need, your hand is all you need. It's all you want. There really is something wrong with you, you degenerate fuck!


Miss Tiffany!


This clip is meant to induce a self hate trance. Miss Tiffany has the utmost contempt for you. You will see it in her eyes and hear it in the tone of her voice as she methodically calls you names and insults you. Most of these are just one word, or a simple phrase that will trigger you. Over and over again. It is just her, finding the right word that will do mental damage to you. In the beginning it seems simple. But as you go on, as you stroke yourself to each word that comes out of her mouth, you will feel more and more worthless. She will break you down and leave you feeling so small and pathetic. Word by word. Each one doing more and more psychological damage. And as you goon, you will feel yourself slipping, slipping into trance, a self hate trance. You will hate yourself for jerking off to her words but you won't be able to stop yourself. Hate jerk yourself, loser. Hate jerk yourself and fall deeper and deeper into this self hate trance.


Miss Tiffany! Warning: This is a severe verbal humiliation clip based in your true reality. It deals with the reality that you really are depressed and your mental health is truly suffering. It will fuck with your head. It will get inside your head. This is a verbal beatdown that you may never recover from.


Look loser, real fucking talk here. It's time to face the truth, your mental health has completely deteriorated. You were always unstable and now you're just fucking depressed. This is what depression is. The only thing that brings you joy anymore is femdom porn. It used to be something you just dabbled in but now it's the only thing that brings you happiness. Admit it, nothing else brings you joy. You're just a sad, pathetic, lonely isolated little goontard. I mean you're here instead of doing anything else with your life. You've completely given up. You tried a normal life, you tried to be happy, but you failed. And now your mental health is completely fucked and you've become a depressed stroking loser with no other life.


Admit it, your life sucks. You have no friends, no social life. You have nothing. Just femdom porn. That's fucking depression. A sad depressed little loser who just jerks his cock all the time. You've probably never had a real relationship and if you did, she probably dumped you or cheated on you, isn't that right? Which just sent you deeper into your depression which just made you want to jerk and ruin your mental health even more. And your job sucks. You're not going anywhere with your life, so the only thing you can do is jerk to make yourself feel good. And even that just makes your depression and mental health even worse. You are literally ruining your mental health and you can't stop. In fact, you've sexualized it and you get off to it.


You're stuck, you're still in the same place you were years ago while you watch your old friends advance in life and that fucks you up even more. So you jerk some more. Pathetic. You've given up on all that false hope. You are lost and in a rut. You are depressed, your mental health is in the fucking toilet. So you might as well just lock yourself away and indulge in the only thing that makes you happy. You have to stop fighting it. Fighting it just puts you in a worse state of mind. Just give in and accept what you are. A lonely pathetic chronic masturbator who has no control over his sad, horny cock. You have no self control. None. You're an addict.


So get your computer and your hand and just binge and make yourself sadder. Binge on femdom porn, the one and only thing that's always been there for you. We're your only friends. This is your only hobby. Femdom is all you have. Admit it. Not to me, but to yourself. Maybe this is a wake up call, but I doubt it. You're probably over there furiously jerking to the sad reality of how truly pathetic you are. You can't pretend you're ok anymore. Fuck that. Stop wearing that mask and just give in and jerk to the fact that you're just a depressed little jerkaholic. This is your life, you should just accept it and jerk to your declining mental health.


Just keep jerking and losing hours, days, weeks and years of your life. You've lost so much time to this addiction that you can't even believe it. You've spent years gooning away your life and now there's nothing left of it. And there's nothing you can do about it except to keep locking yourself away and repeating your depressing cycle. Waste your life, loser. Jerk to your own demise. Waste all of your time and money on femdom while you get off to your destruction. There's no coming back from this. You can't handle all that stuff that real men have to deal with. It's fucking too stressful for you. So just lock yourself away and hide like you always do and jerk and cry about how pathetic you are.